Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late show 🙁 I’ll be back tomorrow at the normal time, and that’s a Tim Henson promise *ting* On Today’s Show: – How Not to Perform A gun Safety Demonstration – Spoiler Alert: (Bang) – Calling 911 About Your Loser Son – Cat Piss Wine Links: Fat Man: He’s Back

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Another videocast will be popping up in the afternoon On Today’s Show: – Angered Over Asparagus – Porcupine Sex – Tasty Eyeballs. NOM NOM NOM Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO

Hey Freaks! Starting off a week of Sideshow exclusive programs! Enjoy. I’ll be back later today with another videocast! On Today’s Show: -Another Crazy Ethnic Cock Biter -When The World Ends Who Will Deliver My Mail? -The Advetures of Diaper boy Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia

Hey Freaks! Back for the promised weekend show! I’ll have that videocast for you before the weekend is over, too. On Today’s Show: – Welcome To Sex World: Ride The Penis Flume! – Elderly Nut Punch – Your Boobwear Knows When Your Horny Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV

Hey Freaks! Happy Mother’s Day to all of you motherly freaks out there! Here is your Sideshow exclusive weekend show! I’ll have a videocast for you tonight, so be on the lookout for that. On Today’s Show: – Blind People Falling To Their Death – Snakehead’s Are On The Menu – Shit Pudding

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your WEEKEND bonus show! Enjoy all of the stupidity and I’ll be back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Swimming In A Few Liters Of Feces – Plus SHIT IT OUT! SHIT THAT CRACK OOOUTTT – Acid Rape DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back with your Monday show! It’s an extended program, so Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content.I also posted a bonus weekend show AND a videocast yesterday. Tomorrow I’ll have another bonus episode, so it’s a great time to sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Criminal Snot

Hey Freaks! As promised, here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! I’ve got a videocast coming your way tonight as well. On Today’s Show: – Burned Anuses – Shocked Dick and Nuts – Old People Had to Eat Roadkill. Boo-Hoo Now Die Please Links: Oh Bill! Biilllll: The Band Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV:

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content. I’ll also be posting a videocast today as well, so if you’re not a member, sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Gay Elephants – Rubber Chicken Sex Tapes – Yolk on Prostitutes Links: Vote

Hey Freaks! Back for the Weekend show! I give away the XBOX 306, we say goodbye to a friend, and some dude has blood spurting out of his dickhole. On Today’s Show: – The Blood Spurting Dick Guy – Lady Gaga Pens A Penis – Cereal Is Sexier Than Ever DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441