Hey Freaks! I’ve got an extended show today for you Sideshow Freaks! Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! It’s only $5.00 a month (or $50.00 a year) On Today’s Show: – Nude Celebrity Trainwrecks – Garden Gnoming Your Daughter – Hoovering Your Penis Have something you think I might like? Send

Hey Freaks! Got a big show for you today! If you’re a Sideshow member you’ll get well over 15 minutes of additional audiophonic stupidity. Sign up right here! Enjoy today’s Sci-Fi themed Sextastic Wednesday! On Today’s Show: – Suckle on Dog Teats – Cream of Child Soup – Rott Fucker Links: Youtube Dork: Now with

Hey Freaks! Check it out: I finally got around to getting a new PO BOX! You can once again sign up for a yearly sideshow membership (just include your name and email address so I can send you your password). Today I’ve got an extended show for you Sideshow freaks, so sign up now! On

Hey Freaks! I am back and feeling much better after a gross and mucus-filled weekend of horror. I’ve got a fantastic show for you freaks today. It’s an extended program so sideshow members will get over 20 minutes of extra content. That’s almost an hour of DV stupidity today! Sign up now so you don’t

Hey Freaks! Finally! What Distorted View has needed for a long time: More Richard Moll. Today’s Distorted View is an extended program for Sideshow members. Sign up now and get all the extra musty goodness. On Today’s Show: – The $10 Million Rapist – Spam Killer! – The Glorious Twins of Pigeon Forge Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Ok, it’s late, but as promised here is the Thursday show! It’s an extended program, so for you Sideshow members, you’ll get over 15 minutes of additional content! Sign up now so you don’t miss it! On Today’s Show – 1Granny3fingers – I’m a Dead Puppy! – More Toe Licking Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail:

Hey Freaks! Are you ready to get down and dirty? Welcome to the Tuesday show. Oh man, you probably want to fast forward past the ST story. Awful. Just….AWFUL. On Today’s Show: – Zapping Toddlers – MORE Microwaved Babies – Punching Horses In Their Pony Heads Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in

Hey Freaks! Back with another extended show for you Sideshow freaks! Plus a brand new edition of ST Tuesday. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Want all the extra, peanut-buttery goodness? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Sofa Blob Monster – I’ve Got Your Intestines In My Hands – Mannequins are not Sexy

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Monday show! It’s extended, so Sideshow Members will get over 15 minutes of additional content. Tomorrow will be ANOTHER extended show, so sign up now so you don’t miss a thing. $5 a month or get a whole year for $50. Do the math, it’s a BAR-GON On Today’s

Note: DOH! I am a fucktard. I originally linked the Sideshow feed to the non-extended show that the free-side losers get. I apologize. Here is the fixed link with 15 minutes of additional content. Hey Freaks! Good morning! I’ve got a pretty gross STT for you today, along with all of the other stupidity you’ve