Hey Freaks! On Today’s Show – Wheeling The Dead In Office Chairs – Scissoring (the non-sexy kind) – Tard Sports! Links: The Fatman: The Original…He’s BACK! Pus Lovers: Unite!

Hey Freaks! I’m back from the holiday FISTivities and I’ve got a video to share with you. It was only a minute or so long so I itacked on the DV Video promo thing that was posted on my myspace page (and it now on superfreaksideshow.com as well, replacing the old youtube video). Enjoy and

Hey Freaks! Yeah, the show is late. I’m sorry. On the bright side: it’s an extended program! Bonus: A weekend show for you will be popping up tomorrow! Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – 10 inches of Feces – FATALITY! – Teenager to Toddler: Choke on it!

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your weekend show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Steel Cockrings of DOOM – Condom Whoppers – Return of Carrot Cock

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Sideshow-exclusive weekend program! Check back on the main page soon for the finalists in the contest for the Amazon.com $150 gift certificate. Winner will be announced sometime next week on the show! On Today’s Show: – Abortion Smoothies – A Cutter Cuts Someone Other Than Herself! – Dumpster

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Wednesday show! If you’re a member of the DV Sideshow, you’ll get an additional 20 minutes of audio stupidity from me. Not a member? Sign up and you’ll gain access to the extended shows. On Today’s Show: – Drag Queens Rule McDonald-Land – Ripped Out Chunks of Hair –

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended Thursday show! If you’re a Sideshow member you get almost 20 minutes of extra content today. Not a member? Sign up now! Next week, every new show will be Sideshow-exclusive. Free-side listeners will hear Best-Of Shows. On Today’s Show: – Finding Underage Love Scrawled on a Restroom Wall –

Hey Freaks, I’m just about to tear down my computer to pack it away, but before I do, I thought I’d give my Sideshow freaks a little something more. How would you like to have sex with me? Now you can thanks to this amazing audio recording! Enjoy!

Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Bonus: it’s posted early! Double Bonus: It’s an extended show! Want to hear all the extra stuff? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Hot Cookies of Doom – Men in Nepal: They’ve Got a License To Fuck – Homeless Phone Sex PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! Here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Coffee flavored condoms – Lumpy lesion-filled cocks – Beating up the Dead PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!