Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend! If you’re a Sideshow Freak, you’re getting an extended show today. I’m also going to try and finally encode my 26 minute video masterpiece from a few years ago called “Night Owls: Ladies In Danger” in iPod format and post that on the feed this

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! It’s an extended program, so you Sideshow members will enjoy extra DV goodness. I’d love to do some new Yahoo Question and Answers, so E-mail me your handiwork! On Today’s Show: – More Penis Slicing – Car Driving Unicorns of DOOM! – Abortion Greeting Cards! Have something you think

Hey Freaks! Back with another extended show! Enjoy the program, and have a great weekend! On Today’s Show: – Lysol Kills Bacteria / Babies – Grilled Genitals – Fecal Deposits at a German Bank Link: Jeff Stryker: Pop! Crazy Laughter: Holy Mother! Fart Fetish Message Board: Gassy! Celebrity Butt Plugs: Including The Smell Gibson Have

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday! You know what that means: another ST story! This time it’s a listener-submitted story. Enjoy the program. If you’re a Sideshow member, you get well over 20 minutes of additional content, bringing the show to almost an hour. Sign up now to get all the extra crap. On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! Back with an EXTENDED show for you Sideshow freaks! Seriously, if you’re not a member you’re missing out on a lot of great stuff. Tomorrow I’ve got another extended show for you as well. Today on the show I am very proud and honored to say DV has it’s first official national sponsor.

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! Sideshow members, enjoy the extended content! On Today’s Show: – Screwdriver’ed – Rubber Gloved – Dead Baby in the Cupboard PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For Us! Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked

Hey Freaks! Yeah, the Friday show is late. I think it’s worth it, complete with a brand new Insensitive Re-enactment! Satan stops by for another round of Ask Satan, and if you’re a Sideshow member, you get over 20 minutes of extra show! Click Here to Sign up! On Today’s Show: – Flaming Animal Fat

Hey Freaks! Back with your Sextastic Tuesday Extended show! Enjoy the program, sorry it’s being posted a little later than usual, but if you don’t like it, suck on my titty. On Today’s Show: – Daddy Showed Me How To Blow A Guy – Valentines Day Penis Poster – Sexy Racist Mudflaps PO Box Address:

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your weekend show! – Emo Cutters! – Baby Bones – Stem Cell Titties!!! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Clinging on to the top 10 like a dingleberry Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked

Hey Freaks, It’s still Friday in California for like 6 more minutes! I made it! Enjoy the program, and if you’re a sideshow member, enjoy the extended program today and the upcoming weekend program! On Today’s Show: – Stabby Sex – Glued-On Puppy Ears – Burning Prostitutes Links: Don Lapre: Make Millions! Cracked: Top 5