Hey Freaks! Got a big show for you freaks today. Plus, for you Sideshow members, you’ll get an additional 15 minutes of stupidity. Want to hear the extended content? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Cream of Condom Soup – Mandatory Castration – Fake Penis Alert! Officer, he’s shaking his Fenis at

Hey Freaks! Here’s an exclusive weekend show for you sideshow freaks! See you back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Plant Porn – Mayoral Boob Appreciation – Banging Pit Bulls Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Sideshow-exclusive Labor Day mini-show! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Keep

Hey Freaks! Let’s cut the shit right now and get down to business. It’s a busy week here at DV: exclusive shows, extended programs, videos, etc etc. Sign up now to the Sideshow so you don’t miss one juicy cum fart. On Today’s Show: – Heil Pizza – Brotherly Sex Raping/Swapping – (Polite?) Vampire Sex

Hey Freaks! I got your weekend show right here! Now I’m off to work on the videocast. Enjoy and I’ll see you back for the Monday show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Man Bites Snake – More Stabby Sex – Stripping in the Courthouse Have something you think I might like? Send it to the

Hey Freaks! Look! A special weekend program JUST for you guys cuz I love you so much (more specifically: your money). Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Cancer Killer – Fucking with the Unloveable – Breakfast Bandaids Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Tuesday show! Enjoy the show. Sideshow members get an extra 15 minutes of stupidty, so if you’re not a member yet, sign up now! You’ll also have access to the bonus show I produced yesterday. On Today’s Show: – Meyowness Margaritas! – Handicapped People Cliff Diving – Brittle Skull,

See, sometimes I keep a promise. Once in a while. If I feel badly enough. On Today’s Show: – Greasy Jesus Stains – Flush the Fucking Toilet – Floating Whore Whorehouse Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Thursday show! I’ve got an extended program for you where I interview the Internet’s very own 25 year old smokey sex kittin, Cheryl Merkowski. Want to check it out? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Underage Gas Whores – Exploding Bees – Itchy Children For Pervy Men

Hey Freaks! As promised, here’s a weekend show for you! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – One Toddler’s LSD Trip – Beached Fatass – A Sausage Up The Ass Links: Rob’s Band: Streets Ahead! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly