Hey Freaks! Back for your Sideshow exclusive weekend podcast! Next week I’ve got a full week of Sideshow goodies for you. In addition to the bonus/extended show and videocasts, I’m going to be doing daily readings from my personal journal. Get deep inside me and learn about your host. On Today’s Show: – Fried Poodle

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Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show. It’s an extended program, so if you’re a Sideshow member you’ll get about 15 minutes of additional show. If you’re not a member, SIGN UP NOW! On Today’s Show: – Zombie Mom Hungry For Baby Brain – Shopping Spree Turns Husband Into Pyromaniac – Naked Lady Plows DISTORTED

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