Hey Freaks! Back with your Monday show! It’s an extended program, so Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content.I also posted a bonus weekend show AND a videocast yesterday. Tomorrow I’ll have another bonus episode, so it’s a great time to sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Criminal Snot

Hey Freaks! As promised, here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! I’ve got a videocast coming your way tonight as well. On Today’s Show: – Burned Anuses – Shocked Dick and Nuts – Old People Had to Eat Roadkill. Boo-Hoo Now Die Please Links: Oh Bill! Biilllll: The Band Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV:

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content. I’ll also be posting a videocast today as well, so if you’re not a member, sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Gay Elephants – Rubber Chicken Sex Tapes – Yolk on Prostitutes Links: Vote

Hey Freaks! Back for the Weekend show! I give away the XBOX 306, we say goodbye to a friend, and some dude has blood spurting out of his dickhole. On Today’s Show: – The Blood Spurting Dick Guy – Lady Gaga Pens A Penis – Cereal Is Sexier Than Ever DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this SIDESHOW EXCLUSIVE weekend show! On Today’s Show: – Vince’s Tongue Got Slap Chopped! – Car Wash Suck Off – Urine Soaked Money Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s Sideshow Exclusive show! I’ll also have a weekend show just for you later in the week and the promised videocast as well. On Today’s Show: – Surprise! World of Warcraft Pedophiles Are Ugly and Fat – Being Handcuffed And Bitten By Your Psycho Ex – Dead Girl Still Can’t Go To

Hey Freaks! Back with an EXTENDED edition of DV. If you’re Sideshow freaks, you get a longer version of today’s show. Rawk. Sign up for the Sideshow and grab all of the bonus content you’re missing out on. On Today’s Show: – Junk Mail: “Your Husband Is Banging A Hooker” – Severe Vomiting Syndrome –

Hey Freaks! Well, looky here! I’ve got a weekend show for you! And quite frankly, it’s probably my favorite show of the week. Lots of good stuff happening here. And it’s nearly 40 minutes long, because I LLLURRRRVVVEE you all. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Retard Awareness Day! – Plus My Child Is A Dumbass

Hey Freaks! Back with your Weekend bonus show! Enjoy! I should have a video for you tomorrow, too! On Today’s Show: – Condiments Only Serve To Confuse The Elderly – Streak Free Children – Eating an Elevator DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back with your Thursday show. It’s another extended program, so Sideshow freaks will be getting a longer version of today’s show. Want to hear it all? I’ve also got a bonus show planned for this weekend, so it’s a great time to sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Horse Eats Testicle –