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Hey Freaks! I be the donut man! Here is your Sideshow exclusive Thursday program! On Today’s Show: – A Sharp Stick In Your Ass – A Self Amputation Goes Wrong – Mommy Got Your Nose Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday ‘grum! If you want to hear tomorrow’s podcast you have to sign up for the Sideshow. Do it now! On Today’s Show: – Puke Bags At The Bed Bath and Beyond – Horse Semen Jello Shots – Babies Are Not Hot Pockets Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV

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Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of Show! I’ll be back on Monday to kick off a new week of programs. Today I’ve got a special intro from none other than Reymon14 himself! Will the interview happen? Want more exclusive content? Sign up for the Sideshow! Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts,

Hey Freaks! Got a great show just for you paying members. I turn the patented Tim Henson RAGE on today while playing some ricockulous commercials. Long time listeners of the show havent heard this much anger in my voice in a long time. On Today’s Show: – Your Couch Is Ugly – The Ana/Mia Community

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