Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday podcast! Enjoy, Sideshow freaks! On Today’s Show: – Sucked In To A Boat – Nazi Cake Recipe – No Clit Rings For Preteens Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072 Columbus, Ohio 43221 Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter

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Hey Freaks! Back for an extended Tuesday show! If you’re paying members, you’ll get over 15 minutes of bonus stupidity today. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – World Penis Chart – Heavy Bertations Make The News – Stripping Clothes To Lose The Po-Po Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards,

Hey Freaks! Back to do this thing again. Got a very special gooner to share with you today, plus all of the normal stupidity you come for. Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today’s Show: – A Real Cannibal Can Taste The Difference Between a Heart and a Lung – A Goddamn

Hey Freaks! It’s Friday! Enjoy all of the stupidity. Like what you hear? Support the show and become a Sideshow member! On Today’s Show: – Pooping On Your Door – A Highschool Porn Gaffe – Cheesus Christ: Our Gooey, Delicious, Lord and Savory Pizza Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards,

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Thanks for being paying members! On Today’s Show: – Banging A Whore While Granny Rots In The Closet – Fat, Dead, and Fused To The Chair – Fake Girlfriends For Cash! Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW PO BOX! Distorted View

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Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday extended show! Want to hear the bonus content? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – A Serial Sexual Strangler – Forcing Mom To Watch Movies With You At Ax Point – Stretching Yo’ Dick Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW

Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of programs! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and if you want more, Sign up for the Sideshow and help a broke ass brotha out. On Today’s Show: – Chased By Evil Electricity – SC Johnson: A Family Molester – Biting A Deaf Man Where It Doesn’t Count

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with you all! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and if you find yourself wanting more: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – World’s Largest Collection of Sex Dolls – Horny Granny Strikes Again – Piss Collecting As A Hobby Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV