Hey Freaks! Want to hear tomorrow’s show? . Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Cheerleading Without Limbs – Train Takes Down A Hobo – Horny Elderly Asians Have You In Their Grip Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX!

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Hey Freaks! After much bitching and whining, I finally got a Google+ invite! If you’re on there, find me! I’m Tim Henson…media darling! Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Stolen Semen – Baby Taste Good – Nippleless Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD)

Hey Freaks! Back for your exclusive Thursday program! Enjoy.. On Today’s Show: – Granny Mutilation – Breaking In For Blowup Doll Sex – Dipped In Sweet, Sweet Embalming Fluid Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072 Columbus, Ohio 43221

Hey Freaks! I spent countless hours today working on the Freakipedia. As many of you know, the site was bombarded with tens of thousands of spam users, which resulted in the thousands of new pages being published on the site that were little more than Viagra ads. It crashed the database and since then, Freakipedia

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Hey Freaks! Happy Cananananada Day & July 4th Weekend! Back with your Friday show! It’s a long weekend, so I do an extra-long show for you freaks today. Want to support DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Bestiality is OK in OH – Weekend At Bernie’s: The Early Years – Sex

Hey Freaks! Back for an exclusive show just for my Sideshow members. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – A Mailbox Full Of Meat! – The Masturbating Rapist – The Octomom Hates All Over Her Eleventy-Thousand Children Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View

Hey Freaks!! Back for the Wednesday show! If you want to hear tomorrow’s show, sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: – Exploding Eyeballs – Infant Sex Changes – Medium Rare Broiled Baby Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO