Hey Sideshow Freaks! Enjoy today’s super exclusive bonsai extreme mach ultra show. I’ll be posting a videocast (the one I was supposed to do yesterday) today for you as well. On Today’s Show: – Taxidermy Outfitters – Pedophile Job Interviews – Beating Your Girlfriend With A Window DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! If you’re Sideshow freaks I’ll be posting a videocast later today. If you’re wondering what the picture above is all about, DV listener Jerry emailed it to me, saying, “I sat down on a bench across from Stoner Drug to have a smoke when the door of the

Hey Freaks! Back with the Tuesday program! Sideshow freaks are getting the extended version of today’s show, clocking in at almost one hour. Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Pedophile Cats – Bears…They Will Kill You – Schizophrenic Rappers DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005

Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Another week starts and we kick it off with a healthy dose of stupidity. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – The Ghey Is Responsible For Swine Flu – Forensic Tests On Inflatable Clowns – Genitals On Fire…AGAIN DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back for your weekend bonus episode! Today’s show includes an insensitive re-enactment and a phone call to my dad about his funeral arrangments. On Today’s Show: – Gays Aren’t Man Enough To Read The News – Kids Poking Corpses – Hiding Contraband in Your Supreme Fatness DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH

Hey Freaks! Back to end the weeek with the Friday show. If you’re Sideshow freaks you’ll get a bonus weekend show. Otherwise, I hate you… and I’ll see you next week. On Today’s Show: – Revenge Of The Glued Weener – Condiments Ruin MORE Lives – 18 Carat Gold Penis Pumps DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX

Hey Freaks! Back for your Sideshow exclusive Thursday show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Magical Huffers – Don’t Let The Drunk Handle Pepper Spray – Fucking A Rollercoaster…Happily Ever After DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Remember: tomorrow’s program will be Sideshow exclusive. Non paying freaks will get a Best-Of show. Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll nab Thursday’s new program. On Today’s Show: – Madder Than Chicken Grease – Pee In The Tub kthnx – Seeping Corpse Wounds At The Funeral DISTORTED VIEW PO

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! If you’re Sideshow freaks you’ll get additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Liquid Weed, Man! – Kittens Gave Me Brain Damage – Dick and Nuts No More DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Let’s do it all over again! Enjoy the Monday show! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up right now! On Today’s Show: – Shrubs, Tarts, And Facebook. WTF – Cremation Heads – Bleached By Harry Potter Nerds Links: Chris Chan Wiki: The Definitive Sonichu Resource DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: