Hey Freaks! Back with the Tuesday show, and it’s extended! If you’re a Sideshow freak you’ll get about 15 extra minutes of show today. Not a member? Sign up right now! On Today’s Show: – The Power of Poop – Abba Singing Vegetables – Angry and Unwanted Suicide Assistance Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog

Hey Freaks! I’m so glad to be back after a week of shows just for my Sideshow freaks. Enjoy all of the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Scary Shit On The Toilet – Beating The Crap Out Of Stupid Nature – Half Cocked Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV

Hey Freaks! Here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Choking the Bitch – Indiana Jones and The Clam Chowder of Doom – Creepy Underwear-Headed Pervs DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: -Penis Puppets -Fat Whores – Fooling Around With The Family Dog DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! On Today’s Show: – Crab Toilets – Give Your Girlfriend A Cow Abortion – Baked Kittens DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late show 🙁 I’ll be back tomorrow at the normal time, and that’s a Tim Henson promise *ting* On Today’s Show: – How Not to Perform A gun Safety Demonstration – Spoiler Alert: (Bang) – Calling 911 About Your Loser Son – Cat Piss Wine Links: Fat Man: He’s Back

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Another videocast will be popping up in the afternoon On Today’s Show: – Angered Over Asparagus – Porcupine Sex – Tasty Eyeballs. NOM NOM NOM Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO

Hey Freaks! Starting off a week of Sideshow exclusive programs! Enjoy. I’ll be back later today with another videocast! On Today’s Show: -Another Crazy Ethnic Cock Biter -When The World Ends Who Will Deliver My Mail? -The Advetures of Diaper boy Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia

Hey Freaks! Back for the promised weekend show! I’ll have that videocast for you before the weekend is over, too. On Today’s Show: – Welcome To Sex World: Ride The Penis Flume! – Elderly Nut Punch – Your Boobwear Knows When Your Horny Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show. If you want more DV, I’ve got a videocast today and a bonus episode tomorrow if you’re Sideshow members. Remember: next week will be entirely Sideshow exclusive programs, so it’s a good time to sign up now! It’s payday. It’s cheap. Sign up now!