Hey Freaks! Oh man, lots to cover today! First up, my Youtube video all about Tsim Fuckis was banned. I guess Tsim Fuckis himself did not care for my commentary on him and complained. If you’re not subscribed to my Youtube videos, do it right now. You’ll get a chance to see the videos BEFORE

Hey Freaks! We’re slowly starting off with our Youtube Domination scheme. DV was awarded the coveted “47th Most Subscribers This Week” award!” after just one day. If you haven’t subscribed, do it right now. Check out the new video I posted today all about Tsim Fuckis. Tomorrow I’ll have an extended program for Sideshow freaks

Hey Freaks! Big show today! I announce a new contest, talk about DV’s new video project, plus all of the standard fuckery you’ve grown to tolerate on Distorted View. *ting* Sign up for the show Sideshow and grab all sorts of exclusive content! On Today’s Show: – Vagina Drop Soup – Old People That Just

Hey Freaks! Here is your Sideshow exclusive show! I’ll have a new DV-LOG for you in about an hour or so, so look forward to that. Thanks for being Sideshow freaks! On Today’s Show: – Baked Kittens – David Goes To The Dentist = BREAKING NEWS – Cunt Blobs Links: POS-T-VAC: Making Me ANGRY DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! Thanks so much for a great week of programs! Enjoy the Friday show, and if you want more, sign up for the Sideshow. I’ll have a weekend podcast for members. On Today’s Show: – Pooping In Your Feeding Tube – A Furry Fucker – Maggots Nesting In Your Open Sores Links: Fizzled Out:

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late post! Enjoy the show. On Today’s Show: – Why You Shouldn’t Advertise Rape – Killer Spray Tans – Boobs and Donuts Links: Bad-Dragon: Home Of The Spooging Dragons Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter

Hey Freaks! Back for hte Wednesday show. Later today I’ll be back with a videcast for everyone. Sign up for the sideshow and you’ll grab the bonus episode I posted yesterday and a tons more! On Today’s Show: – Hobo Troll Pervs! – Great Balls On Fire (har har har) – Cancer Causes Your Nose

Hey Freaks! Here’s your bonus episode! Enjoy. I’ll be back late tonight with a video just for you guys. On Today’s Show: – Check Your Shower For Landlord Perv Mirrors – Tug of War Claims Another Hand – Giving A Police Officer The Old Nut Roll Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV:

Hey Freaks! I’m pissed! The Youtard I featured on today’s show closed his account somewhere between the time I played him for you freaks on the show and now. So frustrating! He was mangled gold! I hope he comes back soon. I’ve got a bonus episode later today for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now! On

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend, but it’s time to get back to work, and for me that means having phone sex with elderly people. No, I spare you that action today. Sign up for the Sideshow because I have a videocast today and a bonus episode planned for tomorrow. On Today’s