Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Bestiality: That’s How Florida Rolls – Romanian Incest: Now Almost Legal – Eye Scoopers Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH

Hey Freaks! Well, looky here! I’ve got a weekend show for you! And quite frankly, it’s probably my favorite show of the week. Lots of good stuff happening here. And it’s nearly 40 minutes long, because I LLLURRRRVVVEE you all. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Retard Awareness Day! – Plus My Child Is A Dumbass

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with you all. Want more DV? I’ve got a weekend show just for Sideshow members, so sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Fart Suspensions – Your Wang Firmly Pressed On Your Living Room Window – Showing A Little Breast, Smoking A Little Crack Links: July For Kings:

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a little longer show for you to make up for posting the show late yesterday. Enjoy 40 minutes of stupidity. Don’t forget to sign up for the Sideshow. I just posted a great videocast full of epic fail. I’ll also be doing a weekend show just for members, so Sign Up,

Hey Freaks! Sorry the show is being posted late! Yesterday I had a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks, and a videocast is on the way! Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Shit in the Wind – Domestic Abuse and Ironic Shirts – Forcing Your Students To Eat Garbage Links: Cheryl: Calls The Divine Miracle

Hey Freaks1 I’m back for your bonus episode. This episode is a bit different because of my lack of sleep. See if you notice a difference! On Today’s Show: – Ethopians Are Poor and Gross – The Boy Without a Butthole – Eating Body Parts With Tweezers Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki:

Top O’ the Mornin’ Freaks! It’s St. Patrick’s Day 2009! And it’s a Tuesday! A dangerous combination. Ejoy the stupidity. Sideshow freaks will be getting another brand new show later today, so if you want to hear it, make sure you’re a Sideshow member. On Today’s Show: – A Flood Of Chinese Breast Milk –

Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week! Tomorrow I’ve got a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now and you can also nab this past weekend’s exlcusive show too. You’ll also enter the drawing to win an Xbox 360 at the end of the month. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Evin

Hey Freaks! Back with your Weekend bonus show! Enjoy! I should have a video for you tomorrow, too! On Today’s Show: – Condiments Only Serve To Confuse The Elderly – Streak Free Children – Eating an Elevator DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with you guys! If you want more DV, you know what to do. Weekend show plus I’ll be posting the very first video I ever did for Distorted View back in like 2002 or something. On Today’s Show: – Mom Watching You Play With Yourself – The Adult