Hey Freaks! I’ll spare all the shit cuz I’m posting this thing late. On Today’s Show: – Cheese Placement Domestic Assault – Cannibal Road Rage – Porn At THe Baby Expo Links: Links: Stop Alien Abductions: With A Fruity Hat July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki:

Hey Freaks! Back for the Weekend show! I give away the XBOX 306, we say goodbye to a friend, and some dude has blood spurting out of his dickhole. On Today’s Show: – The Blood Spurting Dick Guy – Lady Gaga Pens A Penis – Cereal Is Sexier Than Ever DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of yet another week. If you haven’t gotten your fill of DV yet, there’s more to be had if you were a Sideshow member! Sign up right now and you’ll get a bonus episode this weekend! I’m giving away an Xbox 360! Do it now! On Today’s

Hey Freaks! Ok, I’m back with a real episode. No more Wainbow Bwead, although a bunch of people actually ended up loving that song. Regardless, it was probably bouncing around your head all day long. Today I’ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don’t miss a thing. On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s program. I can’t possibly see why you wouldn’t, but in just in case you needed a little bit of direction, I’m telling you: enjoy the show. Don’t question me. On Today’s Show: – Test Reveals Idea Color of Poop – Of Mice and Menstruation – Patience is a Horrible Name For

Hey Freaks! I’m back with a Sideshow exclusive show for you! Enjoy! I’ll be back with more just for you guys later in the week. On Today’s Show: – Dentists Dont Work Out Of Their Truck! – Fatty Love – Smoking Smarties. The Gayest New Youth Trend Links: Youtube Retard #9654: Ginger Tard Mouthing Blue.

Hey Freaks! Back for the first of two new shows! Want to hear the second one? You know what to do! On Today’s Show: – Pimps Now Paying In Chicken Nuggets – R****d Has Been Banned- Windowlicker, Unsavory Still Acceptable – Cross Dressing Fake Doctors Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote

Hey Freaks! Oh, how I’ve missed you all! Glad to be starting a brand new week of shows with you. Although, if you want more DV, this past weekend I posted an exclusive show and a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Tomorrow I’ll also be doing bonus episode, so it’s a good time to sign up

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this SIDESHOW EXCLUSIVE weekend show! On Today’s Show: – Vince’s Tongue Got Slap Chopped! – Car Wash Suck Off – Urine Soaked Money Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with a brand new show. Yesterday, Sideshow freaks got an exclusive show and I’ve got another one planned for this weekend. They also just got a videocast. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Score One For The Pedophiles? – Stump Punching – A Digusting