Hey Freaks! Sweet Christ Almight. If you knewwhat I had to do to get you this fucking show, you’d be showering me with praise and blowjobs. Any of you tech freaks know what a CRC Redundancy Error means? Is my Hard Drive farkled? I ran a scan disk and it fixed some shit and I

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Tuesday show! Enjoy a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I forgot to thank Lauren for sending it in. Thanks, Lauren! Not a member of the Sideshow? you missed the weekend program! Sign up now and listen! On Today’s Show: – Cockstar – Stiff and Roll – An 800

Hey Freaks! I’ll be back on Tuesday with a new show (it will probably be posted around noon). Enjoy a Best of Show! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 141261 COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Hey Freaks! Back here with the promised Weekend show! Enjoy, and thanks for being a Sideshow member. On Today’s Show: -Vagina Friendly Politicians – Drunk 4 Year Olds – Get A Vasectom, Recieve a Free Bag of Frozen Peas Links: Ana/Mia: The Best Reading On The Web Have something you think I might like? Send

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! For you Sideshow freaks, the promised videocast will be posted shortly, and the weekend show is coming tomorrow. If you’re not a member, now is a great time to sign up! On Today’s Show: – Douchebag School Staff – Pressure Washing Your Princess – The Perfect Length of Anal

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Not a Sideshow member? For shame. On Today’s Show: – Grannies Gone Nude! – Hot Coffee: Part II – Goldfish in a Blender Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! You missed an extended show yesterda, so if you’re not a member, sign up for the Sideshow now to check it out. On Today’s Show: – Acid Soaked Mommy and Daddy – The Worst Anger Management Student Ever. – Burn, Stab, Die: How Not To Cook. Have something you

Hey Freaks! I’ve got an extended show today for you Sideshow Freaks! Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! It’s only $5.00 a month (or $50.00 a year) On Today’s Show: – Nude Celebrity Trainwrecks – Garden Gnoming Your Daughter – Hoovering Your Penis Have something you think I might like? Send

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Blood Sausage – Sporked! – Pissing On The Elderly Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up

Hey Freaks! Fuck this leap year shit! I have to do an EXTRA show for you because of this? It’s being posted late, but that’s more than you should ever expect from me. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Pube Steak – Frog Head Salad – Gasoline Makes Homeless ANGRY Have something you think