Hey Freaks! Are you ready to get down and dirty? Welcome to the Tuesday show. Oh man, you probably want to fast forward past the ST story. Awful. Just….AWFUL. On Today’s Show: – Zapping Toddlers – MORE Microwaved Babies – Punching Horses In Their Pony Heads Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m tired so lets make this quick: On Today’s Show: – The Cat Found Your Stash – Electric Sliding To Heaven – Movie Sanitizer = Sex Predator Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! For you Sideshow freaks, I’ll try to have some weekend updates for you, like posting the opening song for you to download and enjoy, and the long-promised videocast. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Penis Stomach – Shoe String Jesus Crisps – Rocking The Crotchless Panties at 60

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! If you’ve got some funny audio or video you’ve run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Piss Hammer! – Blowtorching Down The House – Jesus Sanctioned Fucking Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in

Hey Freaks! Back with a really good show for you today. Why is it I seem to have good shows everytime something horrible happens in the world or someone famous dies? I’m a tragedy-whore, I guess. Regardless, enjoy the program! If you like what you hear, support the show! Sign up for the Sideshow! You

Hey Freaks! Back with another extended show for you Sideshow freaks! Plus a brand new edition of ST Tuesday. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Want all the extra, peanut-buttery goodness? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Sofa Blob Monster – I’ve Got Your Intestines In My Hands – Mannequins are not Sexy

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Monday show! It’s extended, so Sideshow Members will get over 15 minutes of additional content. Tomorrow will be ANOTHER extended show, so sign up now so you don’t miss a thing. $5 a month or get a whole year for $50. Do the math, it’s a BAR-GON On Today’s

Hey Freaks! Back for the big Thursday show! Tomorrow I believe we will end the week with another extended show, so if you want to hear the extra content, sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today’s Show: – Head To Toe In Ketchup – Newsflash: Brit Brit Still Crazy – St. S/M Hospital Email:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you’ve got some funny audio or video you’ve run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Super cheap, just like your mom. Ohhhh snap. On Today’s Show: – Eye Cripples – Fine Young Movie Stars – Rubber Testicles on the

Hey Freaks! I’m virtually straddling two years! Play this show at exactly 11:50pm and you can celebrate the New Year with me! Retarded? Yes. On Today’s Show: – Flying Dinosaurs Found In Surburban Washington – Shower Sex With The Dog – A Pedophile’s Toy-Sale BLOWOUT! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the