Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Sideshow-exclusive weekend program! Check back on the main page soon for the finalists in the contest for the Amazon.com $150 gift certificate. Winner will be announced sometime next week on the show! On Today’s Show: – Abortion Smoothies – A Cutter Cuts Someone Other Than Herself! – Dumpster

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday podcast! Sideshow freaks will get a weekend program, so if you want more DV, sign up now! On Today’s Show: – 300 Pound Hookers – Knifing A Sea Lion – Dead, Naked Amputees Links: Shrinking: Yet Another Stupid Fetish Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top

Hey Freaks! Back for your Thursday show! Enjoy the program. If you’ve run across something funny, (audio, video, news, etc) E-mail me. I’d love to check it out. On Today’s Show: – Baby Dick Flashers – Peeing Shit! – Eating 40 Pairs of Underwear Links: The BackUp: Where Did I Put My Shotgun, Oh No…

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Wednesday show! If you’re a member of the DV Sideshow, you’ll get an additional 20 minutes of audio stupidity from me. Not a member? Sign up and you’ll gain access to the extended shows. On Today’s Show: – Drag Queens Rule McDonald-Land – Ripped Out Chunks of Hair –

Hey Freaks! I’m so happy to back with new programs! Enjoy the program. I tried to go a little bit longer today to make up for the lack of shows for you non-paying listeners. So, enjoy 40 minutes of stupidity. On Today’s Show: – Poop Cures! – Jerking Off on German Engineering – Cock Biters!

Hey Freaks! Yeah, it’s a best of show. Sorry freaks! I got back down to Columbus super late. In addition to the Thanksgiving stuff, I had to finish cleaning out my old apartment in Ashtabula. I’m pretty well exhausted. My trip back down to Columbus was extended by about an hour and a half because

Hey Sideshow Freaks! Happy Thanksgiving! I’ve Got another great exclusive show for you full of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy, and I’ll see you guys back here next week! On Today’s Show: – Pissed on by Lesbians – Biting off your queer toddlers lips – Poodle Killers

Hey Sideshow Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! Today, in addition to the normal stupidity, I’ve got the first 3 submission to the Amazon Gift Certificate contest. Find some great DV-worthy audio and get $150 to spend at amazon.com. Simple! On Today’s Show: – Smiley Death! – Drunk Whore’s Got Your Nose! – The Chocolate Penises

Hey Freaks! We’re continuing with the member-only week of shows here on Distorted View. Today: A brand new Sextastic Tuesday written by Mash-up maestro Corey. Enjoy! – Dick Stuffing Stuffed Dogs – Shit Smeared Walls of Racism – Ripped Testicles and Buffalo Wings Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! Enjoy, Sideshow Freaks! – Hidden Sex Tape 4 Rent – Seeping Smelly Leg Sores – Sucked Out Intestines