Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you’ve got some funny audio or video you’ve run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Super cheap, just like your mom. Ohhhh snap. On Today’s Show: – Eye Cripples – Fine Young Movie Stars – Rubber Testicles on the

Hey Freaks! I’m virtually straddling two years! Play this show at exactly 11:50pm and you can celebrate the New Year with me! Retarded? Yes. On Today’s Show: – Flying Dinosaurs Found In Surburban Washington – Shower Sex With The Dog – A Pedophile’s Toy-Sale BLOWOUT! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the

Hey Freaks! As promised, here with the weekend show! Normally I’d offer this to Sideshow members only, but because there were only a few shows posted this week because of the holidays, I thought I’d give you free-loading sons of bitches just a taste of Sideshow Exclusivity. Ting. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – FonDOOOM –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! I’ll be back this weekend with another program for everone. I’ll be updating the Sideshow with more content as well! Sign up now and become a card-carrying FREAK! On Today’s Show: – The Pig Spleen Says This Weekend Will Be Partly Cloudy With a Chance Of Bacon – Your

Hey Freaks! I’m back from my short Christmas break! Hope you all had a great holidays, but it’s time now to get back to the stupidity. Want more DV, plus my mom’s reaction to 2girls1cup? Sign up to the sideshw now! On Today’s Show: – Attacked By Hamburger Patties (OF DOOM!) – Pissin in the

Hey Freaks! I’m back from the holiday FISTivities and I’ve got a video to share with you. It was only a minute or so long so I itacked on the DV Video promo thing that was posted on my myspace page (and it now on superfreaksideshow.com as well, replacing the old youtube video). Enjoy and

Wow! What a show I have for you today! A sextastic saturday, the winner of the DV video submission contest, improptu tributes, plus much more! Enjoy the show, have a great fistmas and I’ll see you next week!

Hey Freaks! Yeah, the show is late. I’m sorry. On the bright side: it’s an extended program! Bonus: A weekend show for you will be popping up tomorrow! Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – 10 inches of Feces – FATALITY! – Teenager to Toddler: Choke on it!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! If you’re a Sideshow member you’ve been getting daily updates of exclusive stuff. The most recent addition was an hour of our live program from July of 2000 back when I moved down to Dallas, TX to work for an Internet broadcast company. It’s some of the most cringe-worthy

Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/19/07