Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! The next time I’ll be talking to you, I’ll be back in Columbus, Ohio. That’s right: I’ve been liberated from the ‘Bu. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show! On Today’s Show: – Demonic Woodchippers – Penis Doggy Toys – Assault With a Deadly Frying Pan PO

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! I found out the song today’s Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nominee is singing is a 5th Dimension cover. Still, it’s HORRIFIC! I wonder if future generations will be making fun of Fergie’s crappy songs the same way we treat today’s nominee. On Today’s Show: – Pot Smoking Brides

Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Bonus: it’s posted early! Double Bonus: It’s an extended show! Want to hear all the extra stuff? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Hot Cookies of Doom – Men in Nepal: They’ve Got a License To Fuck – Homeless Phone Sex PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! On Today’s Show: – Making Love To The Sidewalk – Drilling Your Sinuses Out, So Hard – Braided Beauty Becomes Balding Bitch PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today’s Show:

There goes another murder, Hey Freaks! Enjoy the monday show! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now and you can hear the exclusive weekend program I did on Sunday. Rawk. On Today’s Show: – Sniffing Shit – College Porn Clubs – More Nail-Gun Murder PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Hey Freaks! Here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Coffee flavored condoms – Lumpy lesion-filled cocks – Beating up the Dead PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! If you’re a Sideshow member, I’ll be back with an exclusive weekend show for you. Get all that extra DV goodness: Sign up Now! On Today’s Show: – Forced Coont Piercings – You Can’t Keep a Good Crackhead Down – A Spider Made Me Rape PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! I’m tired. Off to bed. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – A Real, Live FAT PIG! – Assault By Pickle – Grandma Knitted Me a Cock Warmer Links: Kinky Knit Wear: Made By The Near Dead Alexyss K Tylor: New Remix Song PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO

Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! Enjoy today’s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you’re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Drunk Zombies – Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity – 92 Year Old Sex Object PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail:

Hey Freaks! Halloween is romorrow! Enjoy last years Spooktastic Tuesday show. Tomorrow we’ll do a Wednesday Sextastic tuesday to celebrate the holiday. Upset there’s no new content today? Fuck you, freeloaders. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast. So, suck it up and fork over the $5.00. PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115