Hey Freaks! We’re continuing with the member-only week of shows here on Distorted View. Today: A brand new Sextastic Tuesday written by Mash-up maestro Corey. Enjoy! – Dick Stuffing Stuffed Dogs – Shit Smeared Walls of Racism – Ripped Testicles and Buffalo Wings Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! Enjoy, Sideshow Freaks! – Hidden Sex Tape 4 Rent – Seeping Smelly Leg Sores – Sucked Out Intestines

Hey Freaks! It’s time to end the week once again. If you’re Sideshow members, I’ll have a weekend program for you. Don’t forget, all next week new shows will be for Sideshow Members-only. Sign up now so you don’t miss a thing. Non-paying members will get Best-Of Shows. Having something specific you want to hear?

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended Thursday show! If you’re a Sideshow member you get almost 20 minutes of extra content today. Not a member? Sign up now! Next week, every new show will be Sideshow-exclusive. Free-side listeners will hear Best-Of Shows. On Today’s Show: – Finding Underage Love Scrawled on a Restroom Wall –

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Wednesday show. Lots of great audio and news stories today, so enjoy. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Dried Cum in Your Hair. Thanks China – Dead Man in a Cat Door – Sleep-Raping PO BOX Coming Soon Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get

Hey Freaks! I’m back down in Columbus and back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program and if you like what you hear, why not sign up for the Sideshow? On Today’s Show: – Pot Smoking Porn Freak Politics – Sliding Under the Stalls – Egg On His Blue Face PO BOX Coming Soon

Hey Freaks, I’m just about to tear down my computer to pack it away, but before I do, I thought I’d give my Sideshow freaks a little something more. How would you like to have sex with me? Now you can thanks to this amazing audio recording! Enjoy!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! The next time I’ll be talking to you, I’ll be back in Columbus, Ohio. That’s right: I’ve been liberated from the ‘Bu. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show! On Today’s Show: – Demonic Woodchippers – Penis Doggy Toys – Assault With a Deadly Frying Pan PO

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! I found out the song today’s Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nominee is singing is a 5th Dimension cover. Still, it’s HORRIFIC! I wonder if future generations will be making fun of Fergie’s crappy songs the same way we treat today’s nominee. On Today’s Show: – Pot Smoking Brides

Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Bonus: it’s posted early! Double Bonus: It’s an extended show! Want to hear all the extra stuff? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Hot Cookies of Doom – Men in Nepal: They’ve Got a License To Fuck – Homeless Phone Sex PO Box Address: DISTORTED