Hey Freaks, I’m just about to tear down my computer to pack it away, but before I do, I thought I’d give my Sideshow freaks a little something more. How would you like to have sex with me? Now you can thanks to this amazing audio recording! Enjoy!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! The next time I’ll be talking to you, I’ll be back in Columbus, Ohio. That’s right: I’ve been liberated from the ‘Bu. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show! On Today’s Show: – Demonic Woodchippers – Penis Doggy Toys – Assault With a Deadly Frying Pan PO

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! I found out the song today’s Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nominee is singing is a 5th Dimension cover. Still, it’s HORRIFIC! I wonder if future generations will be making fun of Fergie’s crappy songs the same way we treat today’s nominee. On Today’s Show: – Pot Smoking Brides

Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Bonus: it’s posted early! Double Bonus: It’s an extended show! Want to hear all the extra stuff? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Hot Cookies of Doom – Men in Nepal: They’ve Got a License To Fuck – Homeless Phone Sex PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! On Today’s Show: – Making Love To The Sidewalk – Drilling Your Sinuses Out, So Hard – Braided Beauty Becomes Balding Bitch PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today’s Show:

There goes another murder, Hey Freaks! Enjoy the monday show! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now and you can hear the exclusive weekend program I did on Sunday. Rawk. On Today’s Show: – Sniffing Shit – College Porn Clubs – More Nail-Gun Murder PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Hey Freaks! Here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Coffee flavored condoms – Lumpy lesion-filled cocks – Beating up the Dead PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! If you’re a Sideshow member, I’ll be back with an exclusive weekend show for you. Get all that extra DV goodness: Sign up Now! On Today’s Show: – Forced Coont Piercings – You Can’t Keep a Good Crackhead Down – A Spider Made Me Rape PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! I’m tired. Off to bed. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – A Real, Live FAT PIG! – Assault By Pickle – Grandma Knitted Me a Cock Warmer Links: Kinky Knit Wear: Made By The Near Dead Alexyss K Tylor: New Remix Song PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO

Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! Enjoy today’s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you’re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Drunk Zombies – Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity – 92 Year Old Sex Object PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: