Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Remember: it’s a brand new month, so it’s important to vote for us at Podcast Alley. Also, throw some cash towards the sideshow and enjoy all the extra content! On Today’s Show: – Teacher cuts pupil’s tongue with scissors – Nurse fucks an elderly woman – A Principal on Crystal

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Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! I did, as you will hear today. Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Gay Dogs – Feces-Filled House – Kick The Baby! Links: The DV Sideshow: Get More DV NOW! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Yeah, the Friday show is late. I think it’s worth it, complete with a brand new Insensitive Re-enactment! Satan stops by for another round of Ask Satan, and if you’re a Sideshow member, you get over 20 minutes of extra show! Click Here to Sign up! On Today’s Show: – Flaming Animal Fat

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show. Still Sick. Going to bed. On Today’s Show: – Screaming Sex – Hitler Sugar Packets – A Flood of Naked Underage Children Links: Bling-Bling: Bumfight Crackhead! Cheryl’s Site: Stay Smokey! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote

Hey Freaks! Well, I’m still planning on dying, but I guess I was spared from the evil E.coli Peanut Butter. Enjoy the show today! Remember, sign up for the Sideshow for only $5.00 and get lots of extra DV goodness. Exclusive and extended shows, full access to the DV archive, videos, etc. Also, get your

Hey Freaks! Back with your Sextastic Tuesday Extended show! Enjoy the program, sorry it’s being posted a little later than usual, but if you don’t like it, suck on my titty. On Today’s Show: – Daddy Showed Me How To Blow A Guy – Valentines Day Penis Poster – Sexy Racist Mudflaps PO Box Address:

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep sending those strange/funny audio and video clips, newstips, and voicemails. On Today’s Show: – Poop in the Pool – Bloody Stool – Penis Cutter Links: Perez Hilton: ’round the clock Britney coverage PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your weekend show! – Emo Cutters! – Baby Bones – Stem Cell Titties!!! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Clinging on to the top 10 like a dingleberry Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked

Hey Freaks, It’s still Friday in California for like 6 more minutes! I made it! Enjoy the program, and if you’re a sideshow member, enjoy the extended program today and the upcoming weekend program! On Today’s Show: – Stabby Sex – Glued-On Puppy Ears – Burning Prostitutes Links: Don Lapre: Make Millions! Cracked: Top 5