Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Enroll now to Whore College! Where prostitutes become PRO-stitutes – After rubbing man-junk into you’re skin, why not drink cow piss for your health? – Honey, where did your balls go? Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View’s Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don’t you judge me. On Today’s Show: – Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin – Blinding

Hey Freaks, One word to describe today’s show: “yikes”. It’a not pretty, but if you’d like to punish yourself, tune in to the show. It was a slow news day. Ummm.. so that’s all I have to say about that. On Today’s Show: – Potty training your cat – High tech hugs – Britney’s EPT

Hey Freaks! On today’s show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We’ve taken the bit to new levels of inappropriate-ness. On Today’s Show: – Frosty Cold Penises – Trading pot for pizza – Buying custard may get you fingered Vote for DV at Podcast Alley. For every vote I get,

Hey Freaks! Yes, it’s Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I’m here to help you get through the week with some news of the weird! Today, before we start the program I talk about my weekend dinner with Paul and Jeanette of The PK&J Show. If you haven’t checked out their show,