Podcasts
Hey Freak Deakies! I’m back with a whole new week of Distorted View’s for you! I’m super tired, so here’s what’s up. On Today’s Show: – Giving Penguins STD’s – Three injured in local blowjob mishap – Unpopular sex acts Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/09/05
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Enroll now to Whore College! Where prostitutes become PRO-stitutes – After rubbing man-junk into you’re skin, why not drink cow piss for your health? – Honey, where did your balls go? Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View’s Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don’t you judge me. On Today’s Show: – Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin – Blinding
Hey Freaks, One word to describe today’s show: “yikes”. It’a not pretty, but if you’d like to punish yourself, tune in to the show. It was a slow news day. Ummm.. so that’s all I have to say about that. On Today’s Show: – Potty training your cat – High tech hugs – Britney’s EPT
Hey Freaks! On today’s show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We’ve taken the bit to new levels of inappropriate-ness. On Today’s Show: – Frosty Cold Penises – Trading pot for pizza – Buying custard may get you fingered Vote for DV at Podcast Alley. For every vote I get,
Hey Freaks! Yes, it’s Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I’m here to help you get through the week with some news of the weird! Today, before we start the program I talk about my weekend dinner with Paul and Jeanette of The PK&J Show. If you haven’t checked out their show,
Hey freaks! We’re back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our short films. The newest video, Night Owls: Episode 2, is quickly becoming the top downloaded of all-time. Thousands have fallen in love with three loveable whores. Now you can too. Now for the important stuff:
Here’s another best of show for you. I promise that tommorow will be a brand new, never-heard show. Don’t hold me to that, because I’ve been known to lie.
It’s Christmas Eve-Eve-Eve! And with that, a new-old episode of Distorted View for you! On todays show: The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts! What more can I say?
Hey Freaks! What a big, exciting day! First, Distorted View’s new short film is officially online and viewable! You know those horrible late-night action shows like She Spies and VIP? They’ve all got scantily clad women running around, acting badly, using guns and looking sexy, right? I pretty much described Pamela Anderson’s entire career. At
