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  • April 18, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

  • April 17, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 📞 Listener Voicemails📢 Scum Hook: Hasn’t tried Whataburger but did discover the “crown of boobies.”🧽 DJC: Recommends sponge baths for Sagittarius Shorty and mocks Lord Douche.💸 Lance: Big fan of bonus segments—thinks Tim should start charging more.🎭 Blanche Dubois: Praises the Florida stinger like it’s a fine wine.🐊 Dave: Alligator tales from

  • April 16, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So Does My Patience) In today’s bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring an all-female crew including Gayle King and the

  • April 16, 2025By Tim

    Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger

  • April 15, 2025By Tim

    🎧 Sideshow Exclusive Episode Today’s jam-packed Sideshow freak show includes a fresh Boy Pussy remix (get your glow sticks ready) and another deranged Mead Skelton rant—this time he’s managed to turn his Oedipal issues into an Incel TED Talk. We’re talking full-on “forgive your mom so you can stop hating women and wanting to bang

  • April 14, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Segment: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Bonus Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and today Tim faces his greatest fear: slowly morphing into the kind of crotchety old coot he mercilessly mocks on the show. Will he soon be the guy yelling at teens in the street for daring

  • April 14, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re

  • April 11, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with:

  • April 10, 2025By Tim

    Today on the show: Also: All that plus DV listener movie recs, a terrifyingly real stock portfolio made entirely of 1990s Crystal Pepsi, a cockroach-induced gay freakout from a weatherman classic, and another heartfelt PSA about where not to let someone come. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

  • April 9, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Segment:Tim’s back with a special Sideshow-only ramble about the current dystopian shopping experience in America, where buying razors or tampons feels more like visiting a prison commissary than a store. 🔒 Everything’s Behind GlassFrom Walmart to CVS, products are locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Need deodorant? Better hunt down Glenda with

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