On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:04 I’m Going To The Bathroom In A Piss Jug 07:20:08 Banana Gets Coating In Menstruation 10:42:06 Sewage Update: I Just Flooded My House 14:23:24 Bicycle Dork Vs. Aggressive Old Surfer 18:21:24 “Journalist” Just Walks Around Harassing Ethnic People 24:19:15 South African Men Who Love To Talk About The Sexual

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:01 When Can We Get Our Hands On Millions of Dollars In Rainbow Money? 10:48:07 Gay Couple Freakout At The Airport 13:31:02 A Fat Man Lifting Heavy Things In The Name Of Jesus 19:32:06 Responding To Pedo Allegations With A Song 22:47:16 Toilet Seat Testicle Torture 24:43:17 Alpha Male Serves

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:53:23 Mariah Carey Has to Sneeze 04:37:24 Christmas Classics Played On Recorder 09:08:20 Meade’s Tips On How To Act Masculine 21:52:09 Karen Tries To Stir Shit Up 27:18:07 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 27:45:10 Elf On The Shelf But With Testicles 32:23:02 Another Dildo Wielding Home Invader 35:54:19 A Collectible Crackpipe

On Today’s Show: He’s Got AIDS And He Might Just Jab Ya – The Aids Jabber Plus: Learning Your Goonerbate ABC’s One Man Advocates Eating Raw Chicken For A Healthier Body And Staring At the Sun To Fix Your Eyesite

On Today’s Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees

On Today’s Show: Daniel Larson Takes An Entire Olive Garden Hostage Plus Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails There’s Still Time To Get Your Holiday Dick Filler For A Plumper, Girthier Cock Searching For Fifi The Prostitute at 2:00AM

On Today’s Show: Ball Spreaders, Spacers And Stretchers – Why is it so important to torture your testicles – DV Investigates Super Gluing A Dildo Inside Your Butt Shooting Your Man After Some Hot Playground Sex And Someone Stole A Waffle House Tattoo

On Today’s Show: The Good News WE’re Finally Getting Those Homeless People Off the Street The Bad News Is They’re Turning Them Into Something Called Soylent Hobo’s Plus A Racist Homosexual Gets Two Black Eyes Beware Of Explosive Smart Toilets

On Today’s Show: Doing A Spot On Impression of Someone Suffering from COPD Plus The Pest Control Man Tries To Entice Elderly Women With His Exposed Cock Jamming A Needle In Your Boyfriends Eye The Return of Insensitive Reenactments

On Today’s Show: -Getting Your Woman To Cook Greasy Food For You Naked -Shoving Tree Bark Up Your Mommas Ass -The Dangers Of Do It Yourself glory Holes -Why NASA Keeps Flooding The Department Stores With Globes