On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00.000 | Introduction |
| 1:26.500 | The Sims Reality Show |
| 12:18.000 | A Neighborly Dispute |
| 16:20.000 | The Best Dirty Ass Sex Audio Story |
| 20:25.500 | Elderly, Racist, And A Dirty Lesbian |
| 23:45.000 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 25:28.000 | Dropping Some Dookie On Live TV |
| 30:46.000 | America’s Favorite Child Raping Teacher Is Dead |
| 33:50.000 | Satanists Up In Here Making Some Valid Points |
| 38:05.000 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
