On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 00:00.0 | Introduction |
| 02:26.8 | Cruel Condoms |
| 12:48.3 | New Contender For Worst Movie Ever |
| 20:57.3 | Fateful Findings Trailer Walkthru |
| 25:01.2 | Sign Up For the Sideshow: superfreaksideshow.com |
| 26:23.7 | Wayfair Is Selling Child Sex Slaves |
| 32:51.3 | People Are Still Drinking Bleach…In Florida |
| 37:18.5 | Prison Inmates Will Just Eat Masks |
| 41:46.0 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
