On Today’s Show:
We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a man who treats edging like an Olympic sport and has a 19-hour personal best. God help us.
Also: A panicked mom has a meltdown while merely riding across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, and Tim floats the idea of strapping Mead Skelton into a car and filming his own anxiety attack on the same bridge (someone start a GoFundMe). We also cover girth-enhancing dick fillers—yes, Cock-tox is real—and revisit a disgraced doctor who claimed his spycam fetish was due to penis-related body dysmorphia. Dude, there are injections for that now.
Plus:
- Jennifer Murphy is back with another culturally tone-deaf music video, this time about being a matador.
- A Karen protecting the Breaking Bad house from unwanted Little Caesars deliveries has a full-blown pizza-related breakdown.
- Frontier Airlines goes full “customer service from hell” in a now-viral video.
- Happy birthday to Joey, Tim’s longtime friend and OG co-host of DV!
- A couple voicemails: MS69 cartel alerts, tick bite follow-ups, and Tim forgets about his listener packages (again).
Links & Extras:
“I Want To Be Ninja” full-length movie on YouTube
Watch Jennifer Murphy’s new “I Want To Be A Matador” song
| 00:00:00 | Introduction |
| 02:59:09 | An Original Fatman Update! |
| 07:51:19 | A Woman Freaks Out Crossing A Bridge |
| 12:45:03 | A Pornosexual’s Manifesto |
| 19:50:14 | I Want To Be Neenja Idiot Has Returned For A Sequel |
| 24:39:04 | Harassing The Woman Who Lives In The Breaking Bad House |
| 29:36:05 | Like Distorted View? Please Consider Supporting It! |
| 30:44:21 | Bitchy Employees As Frontier Airlines |
| 35:45:19 | Plumping Up Your Penis Has Never Been Easier! |
| 39:52:10 | Filming Dudes In The Restroom To Compare Dick Size |
| 43:54:09 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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