On Today’s Episode:
On Today’s Show:
- 💩 Eating dog and cat poop on livestream — can this man really make scat content profitable?
- 🏁 The world’s first sperm race is here: meet the Nut King, the jizz jockeys, and the cum-tastic champion, Tristan Milker.
- 🎨 An actual 19th-century condom engraved with clergy gangbang art is on display in the Netherlands. Safe sex, but make it baroque.
- 🚫 Idaho declares a truck nut emergency and bans novelty genitals from the backs of vehicles.
- 🐍 Man’s penis viciously attacked by a python lurking in his toilet. Because Thailand.
- 👮♀️ Plus: a woman begs for goldfish crackers and her Miranda rights while being arrested in her mom’s front yard.
🧠 Also in this episode:
We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome.
Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series.
Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on their back catalog.
00:00:00 Final Days For Sideshow Membership Deals! 00:51:12 Introduction 02:02:18 I’m Taylor Swifting My Worst Shows 06:26:02 The Eating Dog Shit Challenge Livestream Craptacular 12:15:22 The Cat Shit Mukbang Livestream 18:43:12 Footage From The Wold’s First Sperm Race 22:06:15 Accidentally Barred From Entering Your Mom’s House 27:29:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:27:05 Historical Condom On Display 34:33:21 The War On Truck Nuts Has Begun 38:51:21 Python Attached To The Tip Of A Penis 42:38:20 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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