On Today’s Best Of Episode:

Today on the program:
🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺
🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️
🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔
🔹 Church youth group gets disturbingly interactive with a “crucifixion” pastor 🩸✝️🔪
🔹 TJ Maxx identifies a customer as “Dick Lover” on her receipt and she sues 🧾🍆👩‍⚖️
🔹 Breaking science: Men with beards may be gross and infertile 💩🧔🧬
🔹 Voicemail fun: Rapex condoms, postal service beef, and Jonathan Nyhouse tribute raps 📨🎶🐶

💥 PLUS: Lobster Fest logistics, African lotto scams, remote control burglaries, and a lovely voicemail from a woman who might be masturbating while explaining anti-rape devices.

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