Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily:
🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok.
🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: Three women, one bed, and a cacophony of wet, squelching sounds. With proper audio equipment and plenty of helping hands (and balls), they achieve peak rosebud performance. Huge thanks (and apologies) to TylerSaurusRex for this prolapsing gem.
🚓 Cops vs. Karen: Body Cam Breakdown: A woman going 83mph in a 35 zone gets mouthy, panicked, and full-on theatrical during a traffic stop. Crying, kicking, calling Carolee for backup—it’s the emotional rollercoaster of the year. Spoiler: it ends in arrest (and community service).
👶 Little Kid Tongue Game?!: An unnervingly intense church service features children screaming in tongues, blowing horns, and generally being louder than your favorite metal show. Tim questions everything—including his own FBI watchlist status.
💋 Coldplay Cheating Kiss Cam Scandal: A kiss cam outs an affair between two tech execs mid-concert. Panic, internet sleuthing, and job-ending consequences ensue. Bonus: Tim shares his very wet and tooth-focused kissing technique.
🐔 Bear Spray Revenge Over a Chicken: In Florida (of course), a woman attacks another driver with bear mace after the victim allegedly ran over a chicken crossing the road. Felony charges + poultry justice = another day in the Sunshine State.
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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 18th, 2025Presented by: AdamAndEve.com — Use code FREAK for 50% off + bonuses!Sponsored by DV Listener Ye 🙌
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