🎧Episode Summary
On Today’s Episode:
Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.”
On Today’s Show:
- A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates several laws of man and nature
- Stephen Dawson returns in rare happy form — then immediately barks like a dog and appears to soil himself on camera
- Viewer comments focus less on the performance and more on the mysterious brown stain
- Police body-cam footage of an autistic father stopped while playing Pokémon Go with his son — largely due to suspicious wet pants
- A cop who simply cannot let the piss issue go | WATCH
- Internet oddball Dr. Parkinstein explains how to locate underground water using “stick magic” (yes, really)
- The Linda Finkel Hall of Fame welcomes a painfully pitchy church performance of “Mary, Did You Know?”
- CES hands out its annual Worst in Show awards for invasive, pointless AI tech — including:
- A talking AI “soulmate”
- A refrigerator that listens, watches, and shows ads
- Voice-controlled appliances nobody asked for
- Penisgate rocks the world of Olympic ski jumping, with allegations athletes are enhancing their junk to gain aerodynamic advantages
- Listener texts, voicemails, fetish rap, electric car nightmares, and a birthday request involving political attack ads and skeleton voices
Plus:
- Pokémon toys mistaken for drug paraphernalia
- AI that’s way too friendly for its own good
- A discussion on piss dribbles vs. full accidents
- The dangers of letting gadgets think they’re your best friend
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