Tim
Episode Summary: Tim returns with a Thursday Sideshow full of dysfunctional court antics, failed small-town performances, bizarre scams, and industrial-strength pussy drilling. Plus: a sex-offender in a puppy suit gets into a strip mall fight, Mead’s sad Goochland market concert, and an elderly woman in Japan gets swindled by a “space boyfriend” in need of
On This Bonus Episode: Tim’s back for a short Sideshow-exclusive ramble, and today it’s a mix of personal updates, petty victories, and plenty of bodily weirdness. Mead Watch: Bald Meltdown Pending Dick Queef Round Two Freakout Files 🎧 Sideshow members only: A raw, ridiculous midweek dose of Tim vs. Mead, carbonated dick queefs, and freakouts
Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO
On Today’s Show Listener-sponsored request: A Best-Of Sextastic Tuesday replay from 2007—the infamous furry wolf-cock vore story returns. Street interview spiral: “Simone,” a panhandler with unhinged, racist Aryan-Brotherhood ranting, Elon-Musk/KKK shout-outs, and oven talk. Tim processes the madness (and $10 “appearance fee”). Faking it (again): New entries in the “fake disorders” file— A self-proclaimed quadriplegic
On This Bonus Episode: 🏠 Timmy Boo Home Alone: Lord Douche leaves for Florida, and Tim revels in the rare joy of a week of total freedom.🥚 Egg Wars: Tim finally fires up the forbidden $10 Walmart egg cooker, jumbo eggs and all, just to spite Lord Douche.🚗 Recall Madness: While Tim’s car recall is
On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Well, I screwed up today, freaks. The main show had a little audio misalignment issue (blame my mic track shifting three seconds out of sync). But don’t worry—I fixed it and re-uploaded the corrected version to the feed. Look for the one labeled “Fixed Audio”. Trust me, it’s worth a relisten. For now, though, enjoy
🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
On Today’s Show Racist Ads Gone Wrong → Swiss watchmaker Swatch apologizes for a slanty-eye marketing stunt in China Melania’s AI Challenge → Tim enters with his own filthy bot: MelanAI Confessions of the Filthiest → Dirty butt licker returns, plus a new homeless-shit-craving wannabe toilet freak Retail Rage → A thrift store Goodwill meltdown
