Episode Summary Tim returns for another gloriously disturbing Tuesday Sideshow, featuring stories of frog weddings gone wrong, worms wriggling in human eyeballs, and a new Christmas carol soundtrack courtesy of the extremely disabled Toby Smiles. Plus, listener voicemails on speakerphone stereotypes and the eternal debate: do you wipe sitting or standing? Highlights from Today’s Show
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88 Views🤖 AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users 🍺 King Cobra’s Drunken Feminism 🪖 The Rise of Tactical Everything 🧪 Final Dose of Cobra Wisdom 👉 Featured image: Nick Bolton pitching the Bell & Howell Tac Shaver, cosplaying as a soldier in front of a green screen desert.
Read More77 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More658658 ViewsEpisode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a
Read More675675 ViewsToday On The Show: 🎅 Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! It’s Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and today’s Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santa’s catheter bag! On the show: Santa’s rolling in for Christmas this year… literally. Yes, Santa’s in a wheelchair and we’ve got the song to prove it. When
Read More1010 Views💉Distorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting 🎙 Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills haven’t improved since infancy—jamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonald’s bagel sandwiches before the breakfast cut-off. Was the scratch worth it?
Read More99 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More674674 ViewsToday On The Show: ✋🍽️ Fine Dining Gets a Finger: Some people want an amuse-bouche before their appetizer—others want a pre-meal fingering right at the picnic table. Is public digital diddling the new restaurant trend? (Spoiler: The answer is “disorderly conduct.”) 📦🍆 Prime Pervert Delivery: An Amazon delivery driver in Spain goes above and beyond—right
Read More77 Views💉 POZ Panic, Mead’s Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Tim’s back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week — and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctor’s appointment where the bloodwork menu
Read More66 ViewsToday on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very
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