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  • August 5, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Commercial Nut Busting Part 2 Plus: A Highspeed Wheelchair Chase Robots  Pleading For Their Life a man caught with marijuana just wants his mommy BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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  • August 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: The Sad Sounds of a middle-aged alcoholic Cam Whore Buttplay is on the table for verbal redneck When your temporary password is permanently racist A bucket of feces raining down on the 7/11 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com

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  • August 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Fortnight Gets The Porn Treatment! Plus: Creep Catcher Nabs A Lady Pedo Elderly Showdown at the Costco and Dick Slapping A 4 Door Sedan BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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  • August 2, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: More Xenu-Wave Music To Listen To While You’re Getting Your Thetans Audited Alex Jones is crying again Best time of year to show off your penis Dick Rot BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news

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  • August 1, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: More Xenu-Wave Music To Listen To While You’re Getting Your Thetans Audited Alex Jones is crying again Best time of year to show off your penis Dick Rot BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news

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  • July 31, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: My Kitchen Design Lady Has an Impotent Boyfriend Repeatedly Screaming the N Word As a Way To Promote Your Business Fat Americans Are Breaking Donkeys L Ron Hubbards Sings the Hits BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

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  • July 30, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Making Sheep Sounds So The Guy You’re Having Sex With Can Climax Congressman by day, Bigfoot erotica enthusiast by night Selling BBQ’d humans Unleashing liquid ass on your date BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest

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  • July 28, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Street Preaching outside of a Strip Club goes about as well as you’d expect Scrubbing the semen out of your condoms Drunk guys are fucking naked plant ladies An autistic first date BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –

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  • July 28, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: MTV’s Teen Mom Almost Shoots a Dude While Her Son Watches In Horror Plus The Sounds Of A Harmonica Ball Gag Infecting Someone With your Poisoned SPerm is no longer a felony 15 Minutes and Gender Change could save you $1000 on your car insurance BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:

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  • July 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: We’re raising a nation of genderless theybies plus epic crab battles A gay man’s eyewitness report Death by tit shock BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord

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