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  • July 25, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Spreading AIDS the Pat Robertson way Who the hell is against long lasting eco bulbs!? Revenge of the sour-toe cocktail Cash4Limbs.com is popular with bars and witches Note: Today’s show is a Best-Of! Which means I’ll be back this weekend with a brand new episode of DV to make up for my

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  • July 24, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Hot Dog Drama Leaving a Bad Taste Of Pussy In Your Mouth Impaled by a Flying umbrella Let’s give a bunch of pregnant woman erectile dysfunction medication and see what happens BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

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  • July 23, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Tim Henson: Vice Cop Plus: drugged up and calling your mom bitch A Sausage Meat / Dick Mixup At The Grocery Store and the dangers of crafting Snake Wine BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest

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  • July 20, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Is the emo scene still active? One Scary looking monster seems to think so Roseanne thought the bitch was white! Cutting off your dick for aesthetic reasons Pedophile jokes don’t do well with Disney Executives BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail:

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  • July 20, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Grannies got a dash cam on her scooter Which Lesbian is about to storm the Whitehouse and decapitate the president? Sex Toys strong enough for our armed service members DaddyOFive is now DaddyWithoutA Youtube Channel BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show

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  • July 18, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Anti Semitic Robocalls Coming Out As a Proud Pup Tricking dumb straight guys to get blown by a crossdresser if a horse winks at you, does that mean it consents to sex BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH

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  • July 18, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Gargling With Literal Cocktails Sex With Tourettes: How weird is it? Teaching your kids to pole dance Period parties are a thing… I guess we should just go with the flow? BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

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  • July 16, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Is fucking your siblings really that gross? plus: a petty pedophile accusation ladies need to hose down down  their snatch hatches and Japanese kids like to finger assholes BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail

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  • July 13, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Topics of today’s city council meeting include ass probing and happy endings Squawk Rock – Bird Deathmetal I like my babies like I like my waffle house hashbrowns: smothered, covered, and electrocuted BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)

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  • July 13, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: When Blowjobs break your goddamn throat Elderly man movie review Getting strangers to talk about shitting themselves Murder over a small wang BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV

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