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  • July 11, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! First Timothy Henson was charged with murder and now he’s getting his eyes gouged out A Texas Sears Redneck Freak Out Perv Play In Chicago Which racist Pizza Chain Owner Doesn’t Understand why he cants say the n word? BE

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  • July 10, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: The Gold At The Bottom of the Piss Drinking Jar A Not SO Shocking Oral Sex Gender Reveal Fucking A Mechanic Always Leads to Carbon Monoxide Poisoning The sounds of a slow gorilla BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com

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  • July 9, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: The Erotic Screams of a Vacuumed Sealed Woman When you’re too old to be playing with action figures, dad has to intervene Fucking your disabled students as a form of community service BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –

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  • July 6, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: A New Genre of Feces Flavored Rock: Shit Core A mangled amputee drowns herself in gravy Is Trump a fan of Elton John? The first news stories of July 4th blown off limbs are rolling in! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The

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  • July 6, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Captain Seaman and the world of butt sex Granny Got Her Gun and she’s a smooth criminal Showing your tits off as a display of dominance Phone cables up your pee hole BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –

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  • July 4, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: A Youtard Sucking Justin Trudeau’s Cock A Dizzy Fat White Woman Holds Up Traffic Getting That Sperm Up Thanks To Nuts And Virtual Underage Roblock Rape BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,

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  • July 4, 2018By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER: 206-66-OH-GOD Watch A racist kid squirm! Join other freaks in the new DV Discord! And More! Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Access To 2000 Shows and Exclusive Podcasts Every Week!

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  • July 2, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Weird dudes drinking moldy piss If your significant other is on OKCupid, there’s a 100% chance you’re being cheated on A 3rd Grade teacher tries sexual hypnotism on his students Whats the average clit length on a woman? BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played

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  • June 30, 2018By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER: 206-66-OH-GOD Join other freaks in the new DV Discord! And More! Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Access To 2000 Shows and Exclusive Podcasts Every Week!

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  • June 29, 2018By Tim

    A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page The McDonald’s Million Dollar Record Story: READ! Come and hang out with us in the official DV Discord VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER: 206-66-OH-GOD And More Sign Up For The Sideshow

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