Top Of The Show: I’m bad at getting high. Everything makes me sleepy. Is blackface still a bad thing? I mean, not the old-timey racist blackface of of the 1900’s. How else are you supposed to dress up and look like your idols? Bob Marley was a big old pot freak and it’s OK he’s

Top Of The Show: Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No? NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES A listener told me about A 700 pound gainer who likes to be verbally humiliated. I’m in! I found a Bernie Sanders / Donald

Top Of The Show: Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No? NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES It’s tax time here in the United States, which means I owe lots of money and I’m in a bad mood. I take out

Top Of The Show: Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No? NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES A very generous listener made my week/month/year with his awesome soda-related present to me! On the other end of the spectrum, you listeners are

Top Of The Show: I try and get you freaks riled up and ready to vote for the show over there at the Podcast Awards. Caitlyn Jenner took orgasm-sound classes. I’ve got the audio. WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!? Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News: A chef was fined for wiping his ass with his hands. His bare

Top Of The Show: A few days ago, I reviewed Fuller House for April Fools’ Day. One of my inappropriate jokes may just get back to the cast. Youtard Rain is going to make a pussy wig out of her old dread-lock hair. The smell! THINK OF THE SMELL. Today’s sextastic tuesday story involved a

Top Of The Show: Let’s stop thinking of  “shaming” as a bad thing. It works and is needed. I play you a few clips of BBW ladies talking to their ass slaves. A vocaloid singing a song about gay sex. Listen to it here. Don’t mess with black grannies. They will cut you. Apple Weird /Crazy/

Top Of The Show: Several freaks sent me news stories about radio stations across the country being hacked to broadcast audio from a furry podcast. I’ve got audio from an episode of the FurCast. What is the appropriate dildo size for a youngster? Once again I get sidetracked by that damn 80’s coffee commercial. Apple Weird