Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today: how an old man nearly killed me, and my sweet, sweet revenge. Enjoy! Want a Saturday show? Fork over some green, bitches. On Today’s Show: – The Horse Fucker Cometh – Seal Placenta – Smoke

Hey Freaks, Holy shit! I’m back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette’s-fueled screaming, and of course, the fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Vomit Bags – Glued throats – Grillin’ Momma Links: The Closet Geek Show: Brent got us the audio of Drew Curtis from Fark! Thanks Brent! Brianisinyou: At first

Hey Freaks! Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It’s literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost 28 minutes. It’s also, quite possibly, the most offensive sextastic tuesday story EVER. If you’re easily offended, I highly suggest you skip this one. On Today’s Show: – Hot Meat Cleaver Action – Mummified babies!

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It’s time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand new week of DV! Remember to help Spread The Distortion(tm) and tell everyone about the show! Bring some new freaks over to the dark side. On Today’s Show: – Mommy, why did you amputate me?

Hey Freaks! I’m back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You’ll just have to deal with my sniffling and blowing my nose. Another great show! Will there be a Saturday show!? Only you can make the difference! Paypal today, enjoy audio from shit-videos tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – Fags Flame

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here’s the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Maltodexterin, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Salt, Potassium Phosphate…etc On Today’s Show: – Death: The perfect birthday gift – Flesh eating fish! Look years younger! – Placenta Yum Yum Cheryl: Check out

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and I’ve got a new Sextastic Tuesday story…with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Flame On, Buick Skylark! – The Piss Bucket – Sewing lips Links: Me & The Bean: As heard on today’s DV! THe PK&J Show: Just one more reason why I’m

Hey Freaks! You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with some Paypal donations, and so I’m more than happy to present to you a Saturday show! Enjoy the program, have a great and safe Easter, and join me back on Monday to do it all

Hey Freaks! It’s new music Friday as we unveil Ty’s brand new DV song! Plus, we’re getting closer to finding doll porn! If the donations come in, I’ll do a Saturday show! If not, have a great weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – A Cup full of poop

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I’ll be back tomorrow and possibly Saturday with more crap. On Today’s Show: – Spear fight! – Drool or cum? You decide – Fakin’ Cancer Link: Snopes: The Truth on Fanta Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio