Hey Freaks! America’s Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I need it more than you, and I’m a goddamn media darling. Paypal me today, get a DV bumper sticker sometime within the next year and a half! On Today’s Show: – Old men whacking off

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two to break my spirit and render me semi-suicidal, so enjoy today’s podcast where I’m happy, upbeat, and vulgar as usual. On Today’s Show: – Teen Prostitute Crack Addict Action Squad – Sniff Freaks! – Asparagus-picking

The show is coming in late, but if you’re on the West Coast, it’s still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program, and I’ll see you back on Monday to start a brand new week of audio insanity! On Today’s Show: – Is that a gun in your vagina? – Skillet face! – Rubbing one outside Snail

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program and I’ll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast* On Today’s Show: – Tasering the elderly – Stealing from cancer kids – Pedophile photoshoot! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news stories you’ve grown to tolerate(tm)from DV. Enjoy the stupdity! On Today’s Show: – Explosive penis enlargements – White trash / latin trash baby showers – XXX bibles Links: Unicorn Porn: Everyone say, “Thank You, Wes!”

Hey Freaks! I’m back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today’s program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping it. Hope you enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Why does the tip of my broomstick smells like shit? – Glued asses – He blowed up his hand Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows with you! Remember: if you have a funny video/audio clip, or a newstip, E-mail me! While I can’t reply to all of your mail, I definately DO appreciate it. You guys rock! On Today’s Show: – Castration Dungeon – Beaten and shit-faced – Teacher

Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/01/06! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote for DV! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Links: Lazy Boy: Made a DV Flash Cartoon and It’s fucking hilarious! – Babies + Freezer + Concrete = DV Gold – Piss Pop – How much is your toddler worth? On Today’s Show:

300th Show! Hey Freaks! Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is why YOU stuck with DV for over 300 podcasts! Thanks so much for all of your support, emails, voicemails, donations, gifts, etc. You freaks are the BEST! On Today’s Show: – Litter Jizzing – Pour

Hey Freaks! I’m back here once again, doing my thing. Thanks for all the great E-mails and paypal donations! Remember, you get a bumper sticker when you donate! It’s called an incentive (or a bribe). Thanks to Taylor for sending in the funny weatherman clips. I forgot to thank him on the show. On Today’s