Hey freaks! On Today’s Show: – Trying to make gay penguins go straight – Scalping children in the name of feminism! – A stupid story about a stupid dead turkey. Enjoy the program and we’ll see you back here tomorrow for the big Friday show! *hugs and kisses xoxoxo BFF 4ever* -tim Listen Now! Distorted

Hey everybody! Back here with a truly twisted episode of Distorted View! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to E-mail me if you find a funny news story! On Today’s Show: -An animated frog penis -Cutting your testicles to make good on a promise -Electric Toothbrush Rectum Love

Hey my twisted little freaks! We’re back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon! Before that, here’s a little bit of sad news. I had to disable the “comment” function because spammers have found a way to flood the system with Texas Hold-Em Poker and Viagra ads. So, if

It’s Friday and I’ve got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember: Distorted View is for adults only. We use mature language in a totally immature way. On Today’s Show: – A Deadly Enema! – An orgasm machine!! – A Teeny Tiny Condom!!! It’s an exlamation mark-worthy

It’s Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to add a link to us on your website. It would be much appreciated. On Today’s Show: – Two crazy Asian’s for the price of one! – A mobile crystal meth lab! – Why Jesus

Back here with your hump day edition of Distorted View Daily! By the way, did you know today is National Hug A Pedophile day? It’s true. Children are encouraged to hug a convicted sex offender to help promote tolerance and understanding of the mental illness. On Today’s Show: -Why no one cares if they blow

It’s time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, “An utter disappointment”. Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways? On Today’s Show: -Don’t get mad, get even…by chewing off a finger. Because if you chew off a finger, you’d have 4 fingers left. And that’s an even number. See?

Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to Distorted View Daily. It’s kind of hard to tell, but it looks to be in the 400-500 range, which isn’t bad for being about a month old. A few internet radio stations are also playing

On today’s show: – Cockfighting! It’s staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to do about it – Ring tones are annoying! What we need are porn stars to record fake sex sounds for mobile phones. The future is here with Moan Tones, featuring the orgasmic stylings of Jenna

Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send it my way! I’m always looking for good pieces to read. On Today’s Show: -Poisoning your parents -Feeding your employee to lions -Putting out the fire between your legs Plus, a visit to the Distorted