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  • September 13, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I’ll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A

  • September 11, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle’s 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29

  • September 8, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:51:18.07 Allergy Attack! Plumbing Disaster! More Bee Stings! 00:07:54:00.04 Disgusting Livestream Cleans His Roach Ridden Room 00:13:19:12.58 Ladies Who Really Dislike The Sight, Smell, And Taste Of Semen 00:18:41:07.22 Is Barack Obama A Crack Smoking Homosexual? A Tucker Carlson Guest Says Yes 00:28:02:03.57 A Youtard Also Jerked Off Obama, Too

  • September 7, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel

  • September 6, 2023By Tim

    No Shownotes today… On Today’s Show: Tom Hanks Niece Is A screeching Little Drama Queen Plus A Would Be Killer’s Cooking Segment – Sponsored By Kraft An International Flight Had To Deal With Dripping Vanilla Shit And A Mongoloid Stuff 8 inches of Electrical Wire Down His Cock hole  

  • September 5, 2023By Tim

                      On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of

  • September 4, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and

  • September 1, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69

  • August 31, 2023By Tim

    No shownotes today, but here’s some of what I have for you today   On Today’s Show: – Male Vocal Fry – We finally learn how much Meade Skelton actually weighs – Which Youtard tried to sneak a sex toy into his mom’s online target shopping cart -Is it legally justifiable to strangle a bitch

  • August 30, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don’t Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame

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