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  • December 15, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript

  • December 14, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees

  • December 13, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For

  • December 12, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Daniel Larson Takes An Entire Olive Garden Hostage Plus Getting Off To Sniffing Your Own Dirty Toenails There’s Still Time To Get Your Holiday Dick Filler For A Plumper, Girthier Cock Searching For Fifi The Prostitute at 2:00AM

  • December 11, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice

  • December 8, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover

  • December 7, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Ball Spreaders, Spacers And Stretchers – Why is it so important to torture your testicles – DV Investigates Super Gluing A Dildo Inside Your Butt Shooting Your Man After Some Hot Playground Sex And Someone Stole A Waffle House Tattoo

  • December 6, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer 🙁 11:10:18 Happy Birthday Lvl80CatLady 12:33:15  Audio Of Bowser And Dry Bones Having Sex 16:54:24  So Much Bowser Porn Online! Bowser Bangs Luigi 19:53:21  Trans Sonic Gets Nailed By A Furry Wolf 22:21:01  The

  • December 5, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: The Good News WE’re Finally Getting Those Homeless People Off the Street The Bad News Is They’re Turning Them Into Something Called Soylent Hobo’s Plus A Racist Homosexual Gets Two Black Eyes Beware Of Explosive Smart Toilets

  • December 4, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:08  Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15  Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21  Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04  Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09  No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14  A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10  A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01  Beach Bating

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