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November 25, 2023By Tim
Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We’re all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We’re so skittish, if the word “gay” appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children’s book about siblings who build a doghouse
July 18, 2023By Tim
In an unbelievable turn of events, an Orthodox priest in Greece was busted for allegedly molesting a tourist by giving him a “holy” massage! According to The Telegraph, the unsuspecting tourist and his girlfriend were visiting a monastery on Rhodes when he forgot his crucifix. In an attempt to retrieve it, he was invited into
July 12, 2023By Tim
“Honey, get in the car, we’re going to get constipated” Bangkok has become the center of a dairy-driven storm as Burger King unveils its latest jaw-dropping creation: a lactose-intolerant’s nightmare called the “real cheeseburger.” This audacious invention features a burger bun that’s stuffed to the brim with a mind-boggling stack of up to 20 slices
June 14, 2023By Tim
Alright, freaks, buckle up for a rollercoaster of grotesque workplace retaliation: It’s time for the tale of Dale Wheatley and a horrifying scene at the Illinois nonprofit he works at. Recently, Dale waltzed into work, expecting a typical nine-to-five grind. But holy head cheese, what does he find? Not a warm greeting or a cup
June 7, 2023By Tim
Hold on to your internal organs, folks, because we’ve got a jaw-dropping story coming in hot from Miami-Dade County, Florida (say it with me..our most fucked up state) Brace yourselves for a tale of questionable decisions and mind-boggling luck that will make your head spin. So, picture this: it’s a balmy Sunday evening at The
February 25, 2019By Tim
From a real news story featured on the Distorted View Daily podcast: a man having sex with his girlfriend heard a loud pop and realized he had fractured his dick. It probably sounded something like this Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. https://youtu.be/AYZxvbUx4c4
July 25, 2015By Tim
A man committed suicide by hanging himself after his wife refused to have sex with him. He recently had a penis enlargement operation making his member too big to fit into his petite wife. Depressed over his mangled manhood, he killed himself.
June 25, 2015By Tim
A radio show host killed a rabbit live on the air during a debate about animal welfare. He carried out the act to illustrate how callous we all are about eating meat. Or something.
June 25, 2015By Tim
Drinking coffee could give you a thicker, harder, longer erection. It’s true, because a news story told me. Build a strong dick by consuming a few cups of coffee a day. Say goodbye to your erectile dysfunction and hello to a powerful boner that shakes and jitters. Come on and join the Coffee Generation and
May 24, 2015By Tim
The man escaped jail for a second time, 9 months after being caught having sex with a pony the first time. View portfolio