Well, I screwed up today, freaks. The main show had a little audio misalignment issue (blame my mic track shifting three seconds out of sync). But don’t worry—I fixed it and re-uploaded the corrected version to the feed. Look for the one labeled “Fixed Audio”. Trust me, it’s worth a relisten. For now, though, enjoy
On Today’s Show Racist Ads Gone Wrong → Swiss watchmaker Swatch apologizes for a slanty-eye marketing stunt in China Melania’s AI Challenge → Tim enters with his own filthy bot: MelanAI Confessions of the Filthiest → Dirty butt licker returns, plus a new homeless-shit-craving wannabe toilet freak Retail Rage → A thrift store Goodwill meltdown
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Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams.
On Today’s Episode Closing ThoughtsThis grab bag of horrors—bad music, niche fetishes, and criminal stupidity—proves DV is still your home for content you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, Sideshow freaks get it all first.
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