Podcasts
On Today’s Show: đ Cold Open: CB Walkerâs Psychic Energy Chaos đšđ»âđŠČ Alex âAdolfâ Jones and His Hitler Stash đ Sagittarius Shouty Hooker Diaries (Part 4,982) đ Are You Ready for Some Football? (No, She Isnât) đ Splinter Dogs: The Corn Dog Recall 𩬠QAnon Shaman for President (and $40 Trillion) đ Voicemail Freak-Outs A
On This Bonus Episode: đ Colitis & Curses: Mead belches, apologizes, and rebukes demons while considering life beyond chicken sandwiches. đ¶ âFucked Upâ A Cappella: By popular request, an isolated loop of Mead saying âfucked up.â Sweet, sweet profanity from a man of God. đ” Genre-Bending Mead: What happens when you feed Meadâs wholesome DV
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake âmed bedâ AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal,
Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 â The Rapture That Wasnât Pull Quote: âJesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day eventâgotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.â Segment 2 â World Premiere: Meade Skelton â âDistorted View Dailyâ Segment 3 â AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 â Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC)
On Today’s Show: Voicemails & Listener CallsA handful of patron voicemails: fan reactions to best-of episodes, rants about past language used on the show, meetup notes from listeners, and a caller breaking down the difference between âhot wifingâ and cuckolding (calm, intelligent explanation that Tim appreciates). Meade Skelton Music UpdateTim teases multiple songs from Meade
On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the âerasâ of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
On Today’s Show Intro & Sideshow openerTim welcomes freaks, notes this weekâs shorter runtime, and tees up adult-entertainment âhorrorâ clips and the dayâs stories. Broadway parody: Silence, the Silence of the LambsA filthy musical-style bit riffing on Silence of the Lambs with intentionally outrageous lyrics. UK face-sitting fetish clip (adult content)A large British woman face-sits
On Todayâs Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
On Todayâs Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hanniganâs / Lannigals / Bannisterâs / Benniganâs: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane ânapalm kamikazes,â AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Timâs Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing âas good as could be expectedâ: infection/âwater on the brainâ cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage
Episode Summary Tim returns from his Ashtabula trip with stories about his momâs health scare, Lord Douche conspiracy theories, and another round of domestic chaos. Meanwhile, the freak community is convinced âRod or Payâ might actually be Lord Douche (complete with anagram evidence). Plus, Meade Skelton mourns Charlie Kirk with a painfully earnest ballad, a
