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  • February 27, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode:COVID paranoia reaches new heights as one concertgoer tapes their mask to their face and carries a personal air purifier to an 18,000-person event. Meanwhile, TikTok panhandlers rage at viewers for not sending money, a motivated entrepreneur explains how she plans to finance a new wig, and we celebrate Black History

  • February 26, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: 🎧 On Today’s Show Tim kicks things off with some truly questionable pornography that somehow inspires a billion-dollar business idea: Anal Surprise™ — the hatchable adult toy you poop out. Shark Tank investors, please form an orderly line. We also dive into: And in Distorted News: Plus voicemails, Applebee’s discourse, Saturday morning

  • February 25, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary Show Highlights:Today’s program dives headfirst into the internet’s most cursed corners, including a truly foul fetish rabbit hole, neighbor wars over a backyard farm, delusional celebrity conspiracies, and a man who sabotaged his own job application with a polygraph confession. Plus: the latest trend in cosmetic penis enhancement. 🎧 Main Segments Diaper Huffing

  • February 24, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: Today’s show features Olympic participation plushies, a BAFTA ceremony meltdown, roadside deer depravity, and the medical miracle of therapeutic finger blasting. 🎧 On This Episode 📰 Distorted News ☎️ Voicemails ⭐ Support the Show 📞 Contact Spread the distortion. STD.

  • February 23, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line. 🎧 Show Highlights 🤡 Internet Insanity 📰

  • February 20, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness. We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying

  • February 19, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: Timmy Boo delivers a sideshow-exclusive buffet of chaos: a country-gay Instagram victimhood spiral at an Indiana urgent care, a live-streamer couple’s public meltdown tour (Wurstfest → Mardi Gras), and a neighbor “forms” confrontation that turns into a full-blown hub invasion with cops, glass, and delusions. Then it’s quick-hit distorted news: the resurfaced

  • February 18, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Timmy Boo tackles dangerously polite drivers, a brony convention meltdown, and a porn clip that introduces a phrase you’ll never be able to un-hear again. Plus, Florida delivers Valentine’s Day violence via fast-food projectile, and Olympic athletes apparently cannot stop having sex. 🎤 Cold Open A prank call from the

  • February 17, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: On today’s program, Tim dives back into the depraved literary world of Sextastic Tuesday with a story centered around one of the internet’s strangest fetishes: lunars — people who are sexually aroused by balloons. From a $400 stainless-steel “balloon chair” sex contraption to an over-the-top erotic tale involving latex, lung capacity, and

  • February 16, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com. On this throwback show: TV

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