Podcasts
On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly
🎙️ On Today’s Show- On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 04:15:14 New Songs On Spotify / New Merchandise! 07:46:17 Vaginal Lipstick Is A Thing 12:05:13 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee Takes On AC/DC 16:04:16 Meade Deletes Stream After Nazi Salute(s) 18:26:07 When You Are Enjoying A Threesome WIth Your Bro TOO Much 25:11:10 Elon
On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the
On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00 Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14 Introduction 03:02:06 Kitchen Reno Woes / Accused Of
🎙️ On Today’s Show- On Today’s Show: Plus: sponsor-an-episode plugs, Patreon and lifetime upgrade shilling, and Tim once again reminding you that supporting DV is way less humiliating than peeing yourself in a French job interview.
On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00 The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13 Introduction 01:57:00 Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22 MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08 Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05 How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09 Allergic To Virtual Reality Food 29:32:03 Cyber
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch
🎙️ On Today’s Show- Tim wraps up Black Friday with plumbing disasters, cursed crotches, deranged TikTokers, a racist Campbell’s exec, and an AI that really wants beef jerky. Cold Open / Believer-Size Workout Thanksgiving at Home & The Money Pit Kitchen DV Store / Help Fund Tim’s Kitchen TikTok Trash Fire: Rachel Gerster Update Burning
On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through
