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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A traumatized dishwasher owner builds an AI family, a drug search enters the butt crevice, Chester Zoo accidentally advertises a Child Predator Tour, and Florida once again demonstrates why security cameras should never face the family dog. Mommy’s Poopy Mustache Hotline ️ Misra’s Dishwashing Trauma
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66 ViewsEpisode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017 and https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-standards-bestiality-prostitution/ Harley Foster’s One-Person Revolution Allegations, Restraining
Read More9999 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s
Read More207207 ViewsEpisode Summary Meade Skelton begs God for one day of handsomeness, a family calls 911 over a furious 22-pound cat, “gym penis” threatens locker-room confidence, and a lawyer lets AI populate a murder appeal with imaginary witnesses. Food Network Gone Wild Why Can’t Meade Be Handsome? Walmart’s 200 Pounds of Irony Alpha Camp for Fragile
Read More1212 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. Caldeciville’s Community Calendar Winter booster shots arrive for the
Read More191191 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A teal G-string invades a Target parking lot, a koi pond becomes a crime scene, Flower Daddy launches rewards points for narcotics, and Tim discovers a homeless TikToker whose only confirmed allergies appear to be turkey and employment. Mom’s New Room and the Facility Shuffle
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy.
Read More222222 ViewsEpisode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection
Read More240240 ViewsEpisode Summary Promo Code’s birthday celebration continues with Meade Skelton’s doomed audition for The Voice, VR pedophile-hunter theater, a valet scam powered by stolen tickets and confidence, tainted mystery beef, bikini baristas winning back their tips, and one listener encouraging Tim’s apparent spiritual calling as a demon-ass enthusiast. Meade Skelton Auditions for The Voice Tim’s
Read More1717 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody requested, alleged TikTok disorder cosplay, the future premier of Manitoba rapping about stank bitches, a rejected bar creep detonating emotionally, Taco Bell warfare, Elizabeth Holmes staring directly into Nathan Fielder’s soul, and Ukrainian cam performers
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