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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns
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55 ViewsOn Today’s Episode: On today’s absolutely unhinged Sideshow episode, Tim wades knee-deep into fetish music, police body-cam meltdowns, racist country-club bathroom drama, DIY cock hardware, and a Scandinavian hot-dog arms race. On Today’s Program: Also Mentioned: Links: Brolapse: Music To Fist To
Read More77 Views🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: Plus: Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon) Updates on Sideshow membership, including: New distortedview.com features
Read More4242 Views🎧Episode Summary On today’s show On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade
Read More8282 ViewsOn Today’s Episode: On the Show Today: Distorted News: Voicemails & Listener Updates: Support the Show:
Read More1616 Views🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again
Read More9191 ViewsOn Today’s Episode: On today’s bonus episode, Tim dives headfirst into female-led oversharing podcasts, Jesuit weather conspiracies, basement-dwelling life hacks, nightmare retail customers, and some truly cursed menstruation news from Japan. On Today’s Show: Jesuit Semen Weather Alert: Basement Dweller Life Tips: Flat Earth Christian Kid: Nightmare Customers: Distorted News: Voicemails: Support the Show Video:
Read More99 Views🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: Plus:Snowstorms, nosebleeds, dog-washing disasters, racist grifters, VR families falling apart, and yet another reminder that Florida is our most fucked-up state. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More8282 Views🎧Episode Summary Episode ends with sign-off. Support the show! distortedview.com Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More114114 ViewsOn Today’s Episode: Also: Tim confirms he is absolutely typing during the show Listener contact info, plugs, Patreon reminders, and a very fast ad read An honest defense of stupid people Links: Ben Plamer: VIDEO – He Wants To Deport His Wife
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