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🔥 Episode Summary Today’s episode spirals from fake vampire disorders and “trans leukemia” roleplay into a Walmart butt-eating confrontation, a McDonald’s fry contamination revenge plot, and a family receiving bonus human ashes inside an Amazon urn. Also: music designed specifically for fucking cars. 🚗 Faster Than Sex: The Car-Fucking Album Tim discovers a bizarre non-AI
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00 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a grab bag of modern humiliation: Mead Skelton declares autism the true father of looks maxing, OnlyUseMeBlade gets pepper sprayed for being a drunk racist pig, Hoobastank discovers the crowd does not, in fact, care, one school stages a jaw-droppingly stupid slave-auction
Read More66 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with a full guided tour through Pizza Boy 3, a 1994 gay-porn crime thriller so stupid it may have actually killed its own franchise, then swerves into neighborhood camera warfare, racial baby-policing, Pokemon handgun negligence, dead-fat penis injections, and a few lovingly
Read More4646 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it’s your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things
Read More6161 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow stumble features the apparent end of the Lord Douche mug crisis, a brutal check-in with those unbearable has-been twins, a Kroger employee quitting over the intercom like a one-woman riot, racist humiliation porn, a man caught masturbating in a police lobby, and a
Read More1111 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a belated birthday apology, grandma foot-crush porn, a trashy basketball-parking war, a reality makeover ambush for a 41-year-old woman in pigtails, a man hauling a car with his penis while on fire, and a Florida pool-party masturbator. Just a normal midweek spiral. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and
Read More7878 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow excursion delivers listener-written incest filth, sleep-fart technology, bulk grape-leaf hustlers from China, a teacher making porn-star comments to a child, and a guy with enough online threats to keep the FBI very busy. In other words, a classy evening for paying members. Opening
Read More88 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a rich stew of birthday flatulence, Christian wizard warfare, Starbucks demonology, an enraged Walmart patriot, diamond-smuggling digestive drama, and a European contest devoted entirely to screaming like a seagull. In other words, a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Dragon
Read More121121 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A last-minute Monday best-of turns into a beautiful disaster: Lord Douche’s mug crisis finally ends, the world nearly gets flattened by space junk, the sex party line coughs up fresh lunatics, and Tim revisits one of the filthiest, weirdest freak-show episodes from 2013. ☕ Mug
Read More116116 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights
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