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  • April 3, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎵 Sponsored by: BrixPix 📱 Listener Interaction 💬 Texts & Voicemails 🎙️ Classic DV Moments Referenced 💸 Support the Show 👉 distortedview.com👉 patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Get Involved 🧠 Links: BrixPix On Youtube: Check Out His Music BrixPix On Spotify: Check Out His Music! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati,

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  • April 2, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: 🔥 Episode Summary Tim returns from his exhausting April Fool’s musical experiment and dives headfirst into the usual chaos—featuring TikTok grifters choking on their own scams, emotionally unstable AI relationships, a horny Joker rapper, and not one but multiple amputee-related crimes. Business as usual. 🗣️ Opening Segment 📱 TikTok Shop Disaster 🤖

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  • April 1, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things

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  • March 31, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: 🔥 Episode Breakdown 🟣 “Point of Personal Privilege” Goes GlobalTim dives into the evolution of outrage culture—from the infamous Democratic Socialist Convention meltdown to Canada’s New Democrat Party adopting their own bureaucratic nightmare system. 👶 Autism vs. Oncology: Who Wins?A father claims discrimination after being kicked out of a cancer appointment due

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  • March 30, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🧠 Main Stories 🧬 “Mapping the Depths” Researchers have completed a 3D map of clitoral nerve structures, revealing a branching, dense “biological circuit board” of sensation. 🐰 Easter Bunny Assault A Pennsylvania mall incident turns weird fast: Reminder: Don’t grab holiday mascots. Ever. 👬 Island Boys: Dating Disaster One half

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  • March 27, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉

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  • March 26, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: Episode Summary Tim explores the absolute worst corners of the internet—from broken sex dolls and grown adults raising fake babies to Gen Z’s newest “efficient” food trend. Plus, a toe-sucking stalker gets sentenced and your voicemails close things out. Stories Covered Instagram Algorithm Hell Defective Sex Dolls Reborn Doll Moms Disney Reborn

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  • March 25, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling: 🎉 Holiday Recap: World Down Syndrome Day Tim celebrates DV-style: 👶 Duggar Dumpster Fire 📱 InstaTard: Naya Wild Meet your new

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  • March 24, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: Tim recounts a surreal real-life encounter with a local “U-tar” at a Walmart in Indianapolis—proving once again that the internet’s weirdest personalities exist in the wild. Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite unhinged street preacher returns, clashing with an Iranian man over religion, pedophile prophets, and bacon-based insults. A chaotic parking lot confrontation escalates when

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  • March 23, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees,

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