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Episode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates
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22 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
Read More55 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and
Read More7070 ViewsResearchers in Italy have reportedly baked sourdough bread using yeast recovered from the remains of Ötzi the Iceman, the 5,300-year-old mummy discovered in the Alps, turning a famous archaeological specimen into the unlikely source of a modern loaf. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. It is difficult to think
Read More1212 ViewsAn India-based software developer has built a system that cross-references heart-rate data from a wearable fitness tracker with his work calendar, producing what amounts to a private leaderboard of the colleagues and meetings that stress him out the most. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. There are workplace grudges,
Read More99 ViewsA UFC heavyweight managed to make a White House weigh-in feel even tackier after appearing to vomit on himself while stepping onto the scale, setting off a fresh round of debate about how much fight promotion is too much. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. By the time a
Read More1010 ViewsAnyone who has ever dragged a yellowed old computer into the yard, filled a tub with peroxide, and started rotating plastic every 15 minutes already understands the strange grip of retrobright: it is part restoration method, part vanity project, and part self-inflicted punishment. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below.
Read More2020 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a truly cursed mix of White House UFC trash, a disgraced hentai goblin trying to cry his way back online, old-school NAMBLA propaganda, World Cup brothel packages, and Russian dudes voluntarily ruining their ears for masculinity points. Just a real buffet of human progress. Episode Highlights Josh Hokit, the same
Read More77 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage
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