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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton butchers The Killers and alleges drive-by sexual assault, TLC turns a serial lawn-shitter into prestige television, a political campaign manufactures Black supporters with AI, and one sponsor requests enough dick sucking to destroy the studio plumbing. Newscasters Lose Control of Their Mouths The
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1919 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Amy Slaton launches an AI-assisted music career that leaves her family wheezing, Sextastic Tuesday visits a deeply unhygienic graveyard, a computer teacher lands in an alleged Apple Pay prostitution robbery, and the internet adopts a suspiciously well-groomed mustache baby. Thousand Pound Sisters: No-Hit Wonder Edition
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Ohio politics crawls beneath the sewer line, a subway racist battles the Black Boogeyman, Ric Flair drunkenly torpedoes a wedding, and a football fan allegedly tapes his wife to a basement chair so nobody interrupts the game. Halloween Is Satan’s Candy Giveaway A former practicing
Read More122122 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shouty discovers that dating another prostitute brings double the raw sex and triple the drama, Mead explains why umbrellas and iced coffee are not gay, Tan Mom nearly gets deported for excessive bronzing, and an adult baby allegedly strangles his girlfriend during a forced
Read More218218 ViewsEpisode Summary A foot freak celebrates Soctober by eating his own toe jam, a public pisser produces butt jelly in a pickup truck, TikTok turns a fake child death into a sales pitch, and one filthy nail salon may be painting Portland’s fingers with genital herpes. Tim Henson Versus the Common Cold Happy Soctober, Foot
Read More88 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead surrenders his aging obsession to God and immediately sends six more emails about looking young, Galileo builds a frat-boy rape militia, an Australian murderer demands his human right to Vegemite, and doctors peel petroleum jelly out of homemade super-dicks. Super Duper Opening Chaos A
Read More266266 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead unveils an antisemitic new character, Whitney Lynn declares spiritual war on “Chipolte,” two elderly men trade disability and diabetes insults, a woman reviews semen perfume, and Wyoming finally earns its place in the Distorted News hall of shame with an eagle tattoo hiding a
Read More1515 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull repurposed as pub décor, banana-based filth and the usual deeply regrettable listener interaction. ️ Remembering Papa Nut Ropes of Nut sponsors the
Read More253253 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Phantom furry pregnancies collide with a filthy stinkhole sermon, Mead Skelton submits photographic evidence of eternal youth, a congressman declares war on cameras, and Florida deploys Lamb Chop against unauthorized ropes of ejaculation. Anonymous Birthday Filth Worship the Stinkhole Mead Skelton’s Fountain of Hair Dye
Read More239239 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A church testimony becomes an attempted exorcism, Mead Skelton claims victory over a hurricane, Hitler receives a headspace makeover, a Brazilian man reunites with the woman who flushed his penis, and Amazon quietly judges everyone’s ass. Opening Chaos ⛪ Testimony Turns Into an Exorcism ️
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