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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it’s your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things
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88 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow stumble features the apparent end of the Lord Douche mug crisis, a brutal check-in with those unbearable has-been twins, a Kroger employee quitting over the intercom like a one-woman riot, racist humiliation porn, a man caught masturbating in a police lobby, and a
Read More44 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a belated birthday apology, grandma foot-crush porn, a trashy basketball-parking war, a reality makeover ambush for a 41-year-old woman in pigtails, a man hauling a car with his penis while on fire, and a Florida pool-party masturbator. Just a normal midweek spiral. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and
Read More5959 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow excursion delivers listener-written incest filth, sleep-fart technology, bulk grape-leaf hustlers from China, a teacher making porn-star comments to a child, and a guy with enough online threats to keep the FBI very busy. In other words, a classy evening for paying members. Opening
Read More66 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a rich stew of birthday flatulence, Christian wizard warfare, Starbucks demonology, an enraged Walmart patriot, diamond-smuggling digestive drama, and a European contest devoted entirely to screaming like a seagull. In other words, a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Dragon
Read More7373 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A last-minute Monday best-of turns into a beautiful disaster: Lord Douche’s mug crisis finally ends, the world nearly gets flattened by space junk, the sex party line coughs up fresh lunatics, and Tim revisits one of the filthiest, weirdest freak-show episodes from 2013. ☕ Mug
Read More7070 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights
Read More114114 ViewsEpisode Summary Today’s Sideshow takes a hard turn into cursed family legacies, educational collapse, animal-hoarder motherhood, and a man who apparently fell in love with Google Gemini. Also, new listeners get a crash course in Linda Finkel, because everyone has to suffer eventually. Opening Chaos Happy birthday, Leslie, sponsored into the show on your own
Read More66 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show ricochets from Stacey Kennison’s latest mafia-witch-prostitution paranoia to instant-karma brat pain, black preachers demanding more testicles and fewer tits, a masturbating Secret Service agent, and one extremely drunk woman trying to murder a dirt-bike kid with her car. Real wholesome midweek material. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos ⚡ Instant Karma Theater ⛪
Read More139139 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary This Sideshow installment is a full buffet of internet rot and public nonsense, from a supposedly “safe for work” fart subreddit packed with exposed starfish, to a gender-studies abortion debate that goes gloriously off the rails, to a mom in a technicolor jacket trying to
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