Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell. Opening Chaos ⛪ Holy Rage and
Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow goes from prescription-lady jingle warfare to a fatal scat fantasy, a livestream idiot screaming about chicken near the worst possible audience, and three news stories proving that machinery, black-market ball economics, and novelty pigeon apps are all being handled by the dumbest people alive. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Sextastic Tuesday Internet
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from Tim’s real-life emergency room nightmare straight into a parade of fraud, surveillance panic, pervert-tech horror, and an anime-themed masturbation tie-in, with a quick stop to roast a 90s infomercial goblin in a question-mark suit. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Personal Horror
Episode Summary: It’s the Friday show, freaks! Tim wraps up the week with a late-night prank-call experiment alongside Brad Carter, a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend and cutting off his penis over a pregnancy that apparently didn’t exist, and perhaps the most environmentally responsible idea of 2026: sending your piss to AI data centers.
Episode Summary Tim opens with a deranged fake movie trailer about forced lobster transformation, tech-supports his mom through a low-battery smoke alarm panic, marvels at a fresh newsroom bitch-fight, recoils from some truly criminal mommy porn, and rounds things out with monkeys, guns, coke fraternities, and a listener update on the triple-cup autism faker. Opening
Episode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate heterosexuality, and a news lineup featuring burger-related hard time, hotel coffee makers full of underwear sludge, Columbia House finally flatlining, and a Detroit anchor absolutely losing it over fat beaver
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features a Star Wars-themed Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominee whipping an air lightsaber at the camera, Amish courtship that somehow turns into sanctioned overnight edging, Taylor Swift album drops apparently spiking traffic deaths, a Titanic-themed kiddie slide offending the permanently humorless,
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida dog-poop
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s mess features Ted “Golden Voice” Williams slipping back into hard drugs, a Christian TikToker taking relationship advice from Dorothy via a direct phone line to God, Scientologists getting publicly humiliated at a recruitment table, VRChat psychos fighting fake CPS over fake children, and a