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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim recovers weeks of “missing” voicemails from his spam folder, watches public transit diplomacy collapse, pitches luxury legal-sized bread and investigates wrinkle-resistant autism, drug-resistant rim-job diarrhea, criminal Shrek penis distribution and the deeply unfortunate life of a guinea pig named Mr. Gravy. Tim Versus Technology
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6565 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim watches another musical hero tumble into the sex-pest abyss, discovers the farting gangbang nobody requested, rides along on a four-escape traffic stop and investigates stolen bouncy castles, weaponized Pokémon-player odor and an ice cream shop declaring war on abusive customers. ️ Prescription-Size Fitness A
Read More44 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim salutes departed food-bucket prophet Jim Bakker, watches Meade Skelton discover the blessings of lifelong rejection and visits three remarkable workplaces involving crotch birds, elevator urine and a fake substitute teacher terrorizing teenagers. Distorted View Goes to NYU Great Moments in Obsessive Compulsion Farewell to
Read More155155 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim heads north for emergency maternal iPhone support while the show digs up a 2018 classic featuring simulated schizophrenia, royal race panic, an eight-pound gravy chicken, New York’s traveling poop and a millionaire who built his empire one fake dog testicle at a time. Emergency
Read More224224 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Steven Dawson denies being seduced by Jennifer Aniston’s artificial asshole, a pickup artist blames the black pill for his nonexistent charm, Meade compares enslaved people to luxury electronics and two continents open investigations into politically motivated ass gas. ️ Opening Mother-in-Law Romance A devoted son-in-law
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Pastor Manning explains his long-legged MacDaddy scholarship, a Jesse Lee Peterson guest flees the studio, the Stinky Foot Show unloads an entire season of fetishes at once, and three terrible decisions involve a pony, a highway haircut and a mechanical penis. Great Moments in Beauty
Read More234234 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim submits an underwhelming stool sample, compares competing shit concealers, enters an aggressively horny version of Hyrule and visits Florida, where the mother-son relationship has once again become far too close. Toilet Confessions Weight loss has changed Tim’s bathroom routine, leaving him nostalgic for the
Read More99 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary persecution, and Florida delivers a drunken YouTuber plus a toddler carrying an extremely used “present.” Opening Neighborhood Diplomacy A woman picking rhubarb in
Read More221221 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A penis devours breakfast through the wrong entrance, three public meltdowns terrorize innocent bystanders, Florida delivers two separate displays of public vagina, and Popeyes introduces a deeply unwanted condom-style chicken coating. Great Moments in Video Game Livestreams A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the Urethra The Skunk
Read More264264 ViewsEpisode Summary Tim loses another battle against the yellow jackets, tumbles into Toilet TikTok, samples a Jeffrey Dahmer-inspired fragrance and visits a Texas classroom where children have been formally banished to the fart corner. Peter and Raymond Make a Sandwich Tim’s Yellow Jacket War Continues Deep Inside Toilet TikTok Jeffrey Dahmer-Inspired Cologne ️ Distorted News
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