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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A politician reads the ChatGPT instructions aloud, Meade launches another ministry to his own face, a Christian influencer declares war on her weed-smoking neighbor, and one woman learns that climbing onto a garbage truck is not protected by customer-service law. Pray for Timmy Boo’s Prolapse
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55 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. Opening Chaos The show begins with a romantic anthem for men
Read More139139 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A traumatized dishwasher owner builds an AI family, a drug search enters the butt crevice, Chester Zoo accidentally advertises a Child Predator Tour, and Florida once again demonstrates why security cameras should never face the family dog. Mommy’s Poopy Mustache Hotline ️ Misra’s Dishwashing Trauma
Read More88 ViewsEpisode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017 and https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-standards-bestiality-prostitution/ Harley Foster’s One-Person Revolution Allegations, Restraining
Read More140140 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s
Read More244244 ViewsEpisode Summary Meade Skelton begs God for one day of handsomeness, a family calls 911 over a furious 22-pound cat, “gym penis” threatens locker-room confidence, and a lawyer lets AI populate a murder appeal with imaginary witnesses. Food Network Gone Wild Why Can’t Meade Be Handsome? Walmart’s 200 Pounds of Irony Alpha Camp for Fragile
Read More1212 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. Caldeciville’s Community Calendar Winter booster shots arrive for the
Read More210210 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A teal G-string invades a Target parking lot, a koi pond becomes a crime scene, Flower Daddy launches rewards points for narcotics, and Tim discovers a homeless TikToker whose only confirmed allergies appear to be turkey and employment. Mom’s New Room and the Facility Shuffle
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy.
Read More241241 ViewsEpisode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection
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