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  • September 8, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week begins with Meade Skelton planning Dolly Parton’s funeral entertainment, a Sextastic Tuesday story that belongs in an evidence locker, a woman wedged inside a backhoe bucket, fatal penis filler, furious furries, and an airline passenger duct-taped directly to his seat. Promo Code’s Birthday Week Meade Skelton’s Delusion Corner Sextastic

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  • September 7, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing

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  • September 4, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s

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  • September 3, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow serves up a glorious buffet of broken-brain nonsense, including Daniel Larson’s first post-prison interview, Mead Skelton weighing the pros and cons of seducing an elderly woman, a wave of genital-shrinking panic in Africa, and a murder allegedly sparked by a green chile enchilada pissing contest. Episode Highlights Daniel Larson resurfaces after

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  • September 2, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted

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  • September 1, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary It is a Sideshow freak parade from start to finish, with Tim checking in on Gladys, a nursing-home menace with a secret history of kinky mail-order filth, before diving into deranged ex-girlfriend voicemails, a shirtless mobility-scooter showdown, a welfare queen proudly advertising terrible blowjobs, and

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  • August 31, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility

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  • August 31, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the

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  • August 28, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who

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  • August 27, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow exclusive serves up grief-roadtrip updates, Rachel Gerster going feral again, a plane full of screaming trash, a therapist who may need her own therapist, Florida coochie contraband, and one of the dumbest possible ways to announce you collect child porn. Episode Highlights Ongoing

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