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  • November 11, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Galileo plans a military takeover for Kidfuckistan, Miss Princess interrogates the horny, Hunger FF preserves three feet of colon for future fisting, and Russell Brand’s alleged pubes become too disgusting for a museum of horrors. Opening Hole Maintenance ☎️ Miss Princess Interrogates the Horny Galileo

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  • November 10, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Diaper Boy reaches his grim finale, the vacuum titty witness gets remixed, Jimothy the compressed raccoon receives death threats, and one Call of Duty player accidentally evacuates an airport terminal. Vacuum Week Continues Diaper Boy’s Final Load Public Degeneracy on Wheels The Backseat Uber Blowjob

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  • November 9, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead submits increasingly damp photographic evidence of his height, a Circle K trainee declares war on snack shelves, Jake Lang mistakes cat ladies for a furry sex cult, and a police commander allegedly skip-scans his way toward felony territory. Mead Skelton’s Height Emergency Mead Skelton

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  • November 8, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary The cursed vacuum returns, a Mississippi councilman threatens to cut a bitch over an AI data center, Russell Brand enters prison, an Australian farmer defends fire ants, and Tim launches an overdue awareness campaign for bumpy cockheads. Nathan Resurrects the Vacuum Saga Nathan from Virginia

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  • November 6, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A filthy pop song infects every radio format imaginable, Alex Jones discovers Trump is apparently a Democratic sleeper agent, Katie Souza battles tree-hanging piss warlocks, and a Florida airport passenger turns Gate E6 into a family splash zone. Test of Patience: I Don’t Know Takes

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  • November 5, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Professor Malevolence unleashes the longest Test of Patience in Distorted View history: more than 20 minutes of chicken tetrazzini, rainbow bread, vampire birds, cow lectures, Christian patty cake and an Alex Jones breakdown stitched into one magnificent psychological injury. ⏳ The Longest Test of Patience Ever Chicken Tetrazzini and Rainbow Bread A Very

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  • November 5, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton rehabilitates Hitler for heaven, elderly perverts fumble their upskirt photography, a Christian teacher allegedly targets a child, vegans invade the lube aisle, and a stolen lamb named Pablo gets caught riding with thousands in cocaine and heroin. Test of Patience: International Rescue Rangers

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  • November 4, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A demonic livestream turns into supernatural phone sex, white-trash date night ends beside a loaded gun, a werewolf punches a child, and Pennsylvania somehow delivers both a Taco Bell predator and a Hitler costume controversy. Test of Patience: Glorious Cheese Edition Mead Skelton: Hitler, Heaven

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  • November 2, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A brony asks a voice actress about molesting cartoon ponies, a beer thief discovers tasers are apparently her love language, Burger King gets a fresh blackface emergency, and a hospital loses a dead man inside its own bathroom for two weeks. Test of Patience: The

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  • November 2, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton puts Epstein and Hitler on heaven’s guest list, TikTok’s newest medical encyclopedia dares everyone to hate her, a penis-burning arson suspect is declared competent, and Britain crowns a new champion in automotive dick towing. Test of Patience: Welcome to the World of Cadillac

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