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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and
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00 ViewsResearchers in Italy have reportedly baked sourdough bread using yeast recovered from the remains of Ötzi the Iceman, the 5,300-year-old mummy discovered in the Alps, turning a famous archaeological specimen into the unlikely source of a modern loaf. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. It is difficult to think
Read More22 ViewsAn India-based software developer has built a system that cross-references heart-rate data from a wearable fitness tracker with his work calendar, producing what amounts to a private leaderboard of the colleagues and meetings that stress him out the most. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. There are workplace grudges,
Read More22 ViewsA UFC heavyweight managed to make a White House weigh-in feel even tackier after appearing to vomit on himself while stepping onto the scale, setting off a fresh round of debate about how much fight promotion is too much. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. By the time a
Read More22 ViewsAnyone who has ever dragged a yellowed old computer into the yard, filled a tub with peroxide, and started rotating plastic every 15 minutes already understands the strange grip of retrobright: it is part restoration method, part vanity project, and part self-inflicted punishment. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below.
Read More1212 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a truly cursed mix of White House UFC trash, a disgraced hentai goblin trying to cry his way back online, old-school NAMBLA propaganda, World Cup brothel packages, and Russian dudes voluntarily ruining their ears for masculinity points. Just a real buffet of human progress. Episode Highlights Josh Hokit, the same
Read More33 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage
Read More5656 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded
Read More8181 ViewsEpisode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment
Read More6767 ViewsColorado Student Wins Religious Exemption From Digital Hall Pass System After Satanic Temple Dispute
A Colorado school district has granted a religious accommodation to a student affiliated with the Satanic Temple, allowing her to stop using a digital hall pass system for bathroom trips and rely on a traditional physical pass instead. The case sounds ridiculous on first read, then quickly turns into something more familiar: privacy, bodily autonomy,
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