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  • April 14, 2026By Tim

    Two people in Iowa are accused of putting oxycodone into a pan of lasagna and giving it to a family member as part of an alleged attempt to cause a miscarriage. It is a story with the structure of a tabloid nightmare, not because the facts are complicated, but because they are so blunt and

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  • April 14, 2026By Tim

    Jessica McClure Morales, known for decades as Baby Jessica after her dramatic 1987 rescue from a Texas well, was arrested after a reported domestic disturbance in Midland County. The arrest is disturbing on its own, but what gives the story its strange emotional force is how quickly it pulls one of America’s most familiar rescue

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  • April 14, 2026By Tim

    Donald Trump has spent years floating through scandals that would have wrecked almost anyone else, but a single image depicting him as Jesus Christ managed to trigger a particularly odd kind of backlash. The criticism was not just from the usual liberals and media enemies. Some of it came from Christian conservatives, which gave the

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  • April 14, 2026By Tim

    Listen To The Show! Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A filthy little Sideshow exclusive packed with political blasphemy, horny conservatives, retard maxing philosophy, stand-up disasters, and a trio of news stories that get progressively more unwell. It ends, naturally, with voicemails, trench foot, and a reminder that some people should never be allowed

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  • April 13, 2026By Tim

    A Ring doorbell video from a suburban home turned into a bizarre break-in story when a man claiming to be Harry Dresden, the fictional wizard detective, allegedly forced his way inside and confronted the homeowner. The encounter got even stranger when the man’s earlier public rants resurfaced online. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode

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  • April 13, 2026By Tim

    What “Death Fat” Means in Body Positivity Debates A body-positivity vocabulary trend has pushed unusual labels like “small fat,” “mid fat,” “super fat,” and “death fat” into wider circulation. The terms are meant to describe size categories more precisely, but they also sound harsh enough to spark confusion, criticism, and a lot of online argument.

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  • April 13, 2026By Tim

    AI Jesus Chatbot Trend Raises Questions About Faith and Technology Artificial intelligence is moving into religion in a new way, with companies now offering chatbot-style spiritual guidance and even paid video calls with an AI-generated Jesus. In Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson treats the concept like the most cursed premium hotline imaginable. Prefer to listen?

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  • April 13, 2026By Tim

    🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff

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  • April 10, 2026By Tim

    🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a

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  • April 9, 2026By Tim

    🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off with Mead Skelton’s 60th birthday tantrum over sweet tea, then careens straight into trad-wife delusion, Florida squatters, hospital hammer violence, and a quadruple amputee with a very active relationship to cocaine and firearms. It’s a clean, wholesome Thursday in the DV universe. 🎶 Opening Chaos 📺 Reality TV Madness

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