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  • April 17, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice,

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  • April 16, 2026By Tim

    Most public infrastructure stories are too dull to survive a second glance. This one involved a sewer blockage in Swindon allegedly packed with wet wipes, fat, and so many flushed condoms that a water company had to send residents a letter begging them to stop. The result was less a maintenance issue than a monument

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  • April 16, 2026By Tim

    For years, Johnny Somali built an audience by acting like the worst person in any room. In South Korea, that act finally ran into a legal system with no interest in treating public harassment like edgy content. A court sentenced the American livestreamer to prison with labor after finding him guilty on multiple charges tied

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  • April 16, 2026By Tim

    Technology paranoia usually sticks to familiar scripts, phones are listening, apps are spying, smart devices are too smart for comfort. Gabrielle Chana took a harder turn. In her version, a Linux Mint update allegedly activated router-based Wi-Fi circuitry and brain-controlled her, with the chief evidence being that she temporarily could not locate a document she

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  • April 16, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow goes careening from Bill O’Reilly’s eternal rage spiral to looksmaxing meth goblins, front-door psycho drama, reptilian cleft-chin theology, Linux-based brain control, sewer condoms, and the extremely satisfying downfall of Johnny Somali. Basically, civilized society continues to lose. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Media Freaks

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  • April 15, 2026By Tim

    The audio clip is ridiculous in exactly the right way. A few clipped meows over an aviation channel, a sharp response, and suddenly the whole polished image of commercial flying gets nudged a little closer to middle-school radio pranks. The unnerving part is not that it sounds absurd. It is that enough people insist it

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  • April 15, 2026By Tim

    A murder case out of Maine was already grim on its basic facts. Then came the alleged confession at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, the repeated admissions to police, and a trail of details that made the whole thing sound less like a conventional homicide investigation and more like a man unraveling in public after a

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  • April 15, 2026By Tim

    Most ugly divorces leave behind paperwork, old voicemail messages, and a few stories the neighbors tell at cookouts. This one left a 12-foot bronze middle finger pointed at the house next door. In suburban Detroit, a personal grudge became a permanent outdoor installation, somewhere between revenge fantasy and lawn ornament with a budget. Prefer to

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  • April 15, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy.

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  • April 14, 2026By Tim

    Two people in Iowa are accused of putting oxycodone into a pan of lasagna and giving it to a family member as part of an alleged attempt to cause a miscarriage. It is a story with the structure of a tabloid nightmare, not because the facts are complicated, but because they are so blunt and

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