Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with yellow jacket warfare, slides into Katie Souza’s alien egg-harvesting nightmare, detours through a body-cam meltdown over a nonexistent stop-sign conspiracy, and wraps with a Texas man allegedly threatening public officials because his precious anime got blocked. Just a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a glorious freak parade featuring Mead Skelton’s employment delusions, a Florida stalker who thought stealing a dead child’s ashes might win back his lady, rage-filled clips from the internet’s least stable weirdos, and a sponsor message that proudly kicked off the Summer of Jimothy. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks
Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow episode checks in on Perez Hilton apparently turning self-harm into performance art, a Tesla driver who insists his car committed the crime, a golf-course piss freak who thought his stream was seductive, and a QVC hair segment that accidentally wandered straight into blowjob territory Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And Updates ️
Episode Summary This Best Of trip back to 2014 revisits the moment Pastor Manning first decided Starbucks was basically a gay Ebola delivery system, with bonus stops at a snot-dripping breakup, a maniac at In-N-Out, and a British porn case so stupid it somehow involved a tiger costume and the legal system. Opening Chaos Tim
Episode Summary Wednesday’s show salutes women’s baseball with a truly punishing national anthem, checks in on Meade Skelton’s latest rich-guy bootlicking and suspiciously gay style analysis, and lets Alexis K. Tyler once again use her supernatural gifts to confirm that dead men are still hanging major pipe. Opening Chaos The brand-new Women’s Pro Baseball League
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive episode serves up listener-written erotic disaster fiction, Stacey Kennison’s latest celebrity demon-vagina conspiracy, a mall-train meltdown featuring pedo accusations and a fake conductor, and a few fresh reminders that humanity really should not be left unsupervised. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And
Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a Florida nursing assistant who decided a 93-year-old patient’s naked body was somehow worth texting as a joke. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And Updates ️ Distorted News Listener
Episode Summary Friday’s show celebrates birthday-week filth with Tonetta tributes, Pastor Manning’s truly graphic anti-gay sermon work, a plane passenger who got booted for preaching while an actual leather gimp got treated like helpful cabin staff, and Miss Princess AZ returning with enough drunken sex audio to make the Discord blush. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary This Sideshow Thursday episode brings birthday gifts made of porn scraps, a proudly awful restaurant bigot making yet another terrible business decision, halal-meat panic at the grocery store, mall Christians battling tarot cards, and a school nightmare involving a red-hot knife and one very unlucky
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a beautiful buffet of fried-condom panic, erotic stump appreciation, J.K. Rowling’s toilet-spy fantasy, hood justice with fake gasoline, and a police officer who looked less “medical episode” and more “absolutely not fit for duty.” Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And