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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted
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8787 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary It is a Sideshow freak parade from start to finish, with Tim checking in on Gladys, a nursing-home menace with a secret history of kinky mail-order filth, before diving into deranged ex-girlfriend voicemails, a shirtless mobility-scooter showdown, a welfare queen proudly advertising terrible blowjobs, and
Read More88 ViewsEpisode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility
Read More146146 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the
Read More137137 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who
Read More193193 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow exclusive serves up grief-roadtrip updates, Rachel Gerster going feral again, a plane full of screaming trash, a therapist who may need her own therapist, Florida coochie contraband, and one of the dumbest possible ways to announce you collect child porn. Episode Highlights Ongoing
Read More1919 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell. Opening Chaos ⛪ Holy Rage and
Read More245245 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow goes from prescription-lady jingle warfare to a fatal scat fantasy, a livestream idiot screaming about chicken near the worst possible audience, and three news stories proving that machinery, black-market ball economics, and novelty pigeon apps are all being handled by the dumbest people alive. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Sextastic Tuesday Internet
Read More1818 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from Tim’s real-life emergency room nightmare straight into a parade of fraud, surveillance panic, pervert-tech horror, and an anime-themed masturbation tie-in, with a quick stop to roast a 90s infomercial goblin in a question-mark suit. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Personal Horror
Read More223223 ViewsEpisode Summary: It’s the Friday show, freaks! Tim wraps up the week with a late-night prank-call experiment alongside Brad Carter, a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend and cutting off his penis over a pregnancy that apparently didn’t exist, and perhaps the most environmentally responsible idea of 2026: sending your piss to AI data centers.
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