March 24, 2026By Tim
On Today’s Episode: Tim recounts a surreal real-life encounter with a local “U-tar” at a Walmart in Indianapolis—proving once again that the internet’s weirdest personalities exist in the wild. Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite unhinged street preacher returns, clashing with an Iranian man over religion, pedophile prophets, and bacon-based insults. A chaotic parking lot confrontation escalates when
March 23, 2026By Tim
🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees,
March 20, 2026By Tim
🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📌 On Today’s Show: 🚨 Duggar Drama Continues 💔 Sagittarius Shawty: Date From Hell 🎤 BTS Fan vs. Lady Gaga 🧑🏫 Teacher From Hell (Quick Hit) 🛠️ Racist AutoZone Freakout 🪦 RIP (Maybe?) Chuck Norris 📞 Voicemails 💰 Support the Show Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH
March 20, 2026By Tim
Welcome to Commodore 64 Ultimate training… with Tim Butterfield. In this totally serious and definitely official 1980s-style training video, we explore the brand new Commodore 64 Ultimate — featuring cutting-edge technology like: Join us as we:✔️ Unbox the Commodore 64 Ultimate✔️ Explore ports, accessories, and mysterious USB “cassette tapes”✔️ Attempt BASIC programming (poorly)✔️ Play some
March 20, 2026By Tim
🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving
March 19, 2026By Tim
On Today’s Episode: On today’s Sideshow exclusive, Tim realizes St. Patrick’s Day came and went with barely a drunken whimper — but thankfully Mead Skelton was there to keep the spirit alive with a deeply unsettling green-on-green fashion showcase, Irish ballads, mysterious hiccups, and enough talk about outfit changes to raise several extremely valid questions.
March 18, 2026By Tim
🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who acci🔥 Episode Highlights 📰 Distorted News 🎵 Sponsor Segment 💬 Listener Interaction ☎️ Voicemails 💰 Support the Show ⚠️ Featured Image 🎬 Closing Stick around for the full Tainted Broth
March 17, 2026By Tim
On Today’s Episode: 🐷 Obese Is the New “O-Word” Tim dives headfirst into a chaotic episode of a Jubilee-style debate featuring fitness expert Jillian Michaels vs. a swarm of body positivity activists. Takeaway: No one wants to debate reality—just rebrand it. 💩 Mead Skelton’s Bubbling Nightmare Returns America’s favorite intestinal disaster checks back in. Quote
March 16, 2026By Tim
🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate
March 13, 2026By Tim
🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases,