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On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Fatherhood Fantasies, Exploded Nutsacks, and Sponge-Soaked Assholes🗓️ Sideshow Exclusive – Thursday, June 19th, 2025 Today on the Show: 👨🍼 Meade Skelton Dreams of Dadhood: He’s pushing 50, has no girlfriend, and still thinks fatherhood is just around the corner. Tim breaks down the tragic math of sperm that screams “low motility.”
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – Trans Powers, Drunk Trumpettes & Fatphobic Flight Fights🗓️ Originally aired: June 18, 2025 (Bonus Segment) On This Brief But Belligerent Bonus Episode:
On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets
On Today’s Unholy Sextastic Tuesday: 💨 Open Source Porn NoisesTim explores an incredibly disturbing yet oddly impressive online repository of NSFW audio clips — moaning, groaning, gushing, gurgling, and yes, meticulously categorized light vs. normal queefs. The internet has truly peaked. 🐉 3D Porn Sound DesignTurns out your favorite dragon-dicking animations have a shared audio
🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment: “You’re a Damn Liar, Lorde”🗓️ Monday, June 16, 2025 On today’s bonus episode of DV:Tim takes a well-deserved swing at modern vocal trends and emotionally unstable dudes on mopeds. 🧠 What’s in this episode: 🔊 The “Default Trashy Sound” Mystery: Tim seeks answers about that annoying “do-do-do-do” notification
On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows,
🧓💸 In this bonus segment of DV: Old folks, beware: AI-powered scammers are leveling up! Deepfake scams starring sexy military men in Syria who just need a Steam gift card to file vacation paperwork. AI-generated video that almost fools… well, only the severely lonely and nearly dead. A desperate “Johnny Depp” voice scam that sounds
On Today’s Show: 🧟♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted
💀 Hot Chicken Takes & Orgy DJ Vibes 🔥 In this sideshow-exclusive episode: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
