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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos
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2828 ViewsEpisode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is a sweaty little nightmare featuring racist Meade Skelton cosplay, rotisserie chicken pornography, a handcuffed lunatic screaming about monkey-eyed cunts, and a murderer who apparently treated Dexter like an instructional series. Real classy spread today. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Poultry Perversion Watch Drunk Patriot Theater ️ Distorted News Jackass says goodbye
Read More44 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates Opening Chaos ️ Distorted News Arby’s has the meats, and
Read More6868 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow takes a hard left into washed-up child star misery, racist old weirdos, country biscuit warfare, and a woman who allegedly murdered her boyfriend because his dinner plans were irritating. In other words, a perfectly balanced meal. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Donkey Lips had a rough landing ️
Read More66 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with a full-blown meltdown over checkers, detours into the feces-slicked world of Rachel Gerster, then barrels through a wildly inappropriate French class, a bloody pickleball assault, and a few listener calls to cleanse the palate with fresh stupidity. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Rachel Gerster and
Read More8181 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates
Read More102102 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
Read More1313 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
Read More77 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and
Read More114114 ViewsResearchers in Italy have reportedly baked sourdough bread using yeast recovered from the remains of Ötzi the Iceman, the 5,300-year-old mummy discovered in the Alps, turning a famous archaeological specimen into the unlikely source of a modern loaf. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. It is difficult to think
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