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Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a truly cursed mix of White House UFC trash, a disgraced hentai goblin trying to cry his way back online, old-school NAMBLA propaganda, World Cup brothel packages, and Russian dudes voluntarily ruining their ears for masculinity points. Just a real buffet of human progress. Episode Highlights Josh Hokit, the same
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00 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage
Read More3838 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded
Read More6868 ViewsEpisode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment
Read More5858 ViewsColorado Student Wins Religious Exemption From Digital Hall Pass System After Satanic Temple Dispute
A Colorado school district has granted a religious accommodation to a student affiliated with the Satanic Temple, allowing her to stop using a digital hall pass system for bathroom trips and rely on a traditional physical pass instead. The case sounds ridiculous on first read, then quickly turns into something more familiar: privacy, bodily autonomy,
Read More2828 ViewsThe Onion has reached a deal to control the InfoWars brand and relaunch the notorious conspiracy platform as a satire site, a development that would already feel surreal even without Alex Jones responding to it shirtless on air. But Jones did respond shirtless, which turned a bankruptcy story into something much stranger: a collapsing propaganda
Read More2626 ViewsA tennis match briefly lost the room when players, commentators, and spectators realized an intrusive sound wasn’t a phone going off in the stands at all. It was, apparently, a woman having very loud sex somewhere across the water, loud enough to cut through the rhythm of a live match and force everyone present into
Read More2121 ViewsA Southern California man is accused of pulling off an oddly specific retail fraud scheme: buying Lego sets, removing the valuable pieces, stuffing the boxes with dried pasta, and returning them for refunds. Investigators say the operation hit multiple Target stores and caused tens of thousands of dollars in losses, which is a sentence that
Read More2929 ViewsA Columbus flower shop is facing heavy backlash after a viral video showed its owner berating an Uber driver who was trying to return a bouquet, then escalating the confrontation into racist abuse. What appears to have started as a routine delivery problem ended with a public apology, review-bombing, and a business owner trying to
Read More2929 ViewsA tourist in Florence has been reported to judicial authorities after allegedly climbing onto the city’s famous Fountain of Neptune during a bachelorette celebration and damaging parts of the monument. The stated goal, according to police, was not art appreciation. It was touching the statue’s private parts as part of a pre-wedding challenge, which is
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