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Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow takes a hard left into washed-up child star misery, racist old weirdos, country biscuit warfare, and a woman who allegedly murdered her boyfriend because his dinner plans were irritating. In other words, a perfectly balanced meal. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Donkey Lips had a rough landing ️
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00 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with a full-blown meltdown over checkers, detours into the feces-slicked world of Rachel Gerster, then barrels through a wildly inappropriate French class, a bloody pickleball assault, and a few listener calls to cleanse the palate with fresh stupidity. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Rachel Gerster and
Read More4545 ViewsEpisode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates
Read More8686 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
Read More1313 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cannonballed through satanic panic brainworms, fake TikTok racism, a brutally broken SpongeBob speedrunner, a child-for-monkey swap, and a mobility scooter turning a bike race into a live-action pileup. Basically, wholesome American entertainment. Opening Chaos The show opens with a deranged children’s hygiene anthem about
Read More77 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and
Read More9999 ViewsResearchers in Italy have reportedly baked sourdough bread using yeast recovered from the remains of Ötzi the Iceman, the 5,300-year-old mummy discovered in the Alps, turning a famous archaeological specimen into the unlikely source of a modern loaf. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. It is difficult to think
Read More2727 ViewsAn India-based software developer has built a system that cross-references heart-rate data from a wearable fitness tracker with his work calendar, producing what amounts to a private leaderboard of the colleagues and meetings that stress him out the most. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. There are workplace grudges,
Read More2525 ViewsA UFC heavyweight managed to make a White House weigh-in feel even tackier after appearing to vomit on himself while stepping onto the scale, setting off a fresh round of debate about how much fight promotion is too much. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. By the time a
Read More2626 ViewsAnyone who has ever dragged a yellowed old computer into the yard, filled a tub with peroxide, and started rotating plastic every 15 minutes already understands the strange grip of retrobright: it is part restoration method, part vanity project, and part self-inflicted punishment. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below.
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