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Episode Summary Tim opens with a deranged fake movie trailer about forced lobster transformation, tech-supports his mom through a low-battery smoke alarm panic, marvels at a fresh newsroom bitch-fight, recoils from some truly criminal mommy porn, and rounds things out with monkeys, guns, coke fraternities, and a listener update on the triple-cup autism faker. Opening
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22 ViewsEpisode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate heterosexuality, and a news lineup featuring burger-related hard time, hotel coffee makers full of underwear sludge, Columbia House finally flatlining, and a Detroit anchor absolutely losing it over fat beaver
Read More5858 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features a Star Wars-themed Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominee whipping an air lightsaber at the camera, Amish courtship that somehow turns into sanctioned overnight edging, Taylor Swift album drops apparently spiking traffic deaths, a Titanic-themed kiddie slide offending the permanently humorless,
Read More44 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida dog-poop
Read More9797 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida
Read More6262 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s mess features Ted “Golden Voice” Williams slipping back into hard drugs, a Christian TikToker taking relationship advice from Dorothy via a direct phone line to God, Scientologists getting publicly humiliated at a recruitment table, VRChat psychos fighting fake CPS over fake children, and a
Read More9191 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow filth serves up Meade Skelton’s unbelievably deranged resume, a healthcare employee’s nuclear meltdown on the way out the door, a booze-soaked fake bodybuilder, a micropenis fundraiser, and a reality-TV dingbat who believes Tupac has been riding around in her body since first grade.
Read More1111 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s slightly storm-damaged episode checks in on Meade Skelton after yet another romantic failure, laughs at a panic-stupid conspiracy that claimed Earth would lose gravity for seven seconds, and heads to Texas where saying bullshit at the wrong public meeting can apparently get you hauled
Read More9797 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features demon porn, Sagittarius Shoudi’s deeply unserious work vlog, an AI-powered 911 idea that should probably be buried immediately, and a sex doll in a suitcase that had police thinking they’d found a murder victim. Just wholesome community programming, really. Opening Chaos
Read More88 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with yellow jacket warfare, slides into Katie Souza’s alien egg-harvesting nightmare, detours through a body-cam meltdown over a nonexistent stop-sign conspiracy, and wraps with a Texas man allegedly threatening public officials because his precious anime got blocked. Just a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights
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