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  • March 28, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: As I told you last week, today we’re doing a best-of show (08/17/11) but Sideshow freaks will be getting some bonus material later today. It’s time to pit ridiculous African American behavior with the worst of Caucasians in our segment Black & White! Black granny is having a night terror A

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  • March 25, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Well my life is fucked. My main storage hard drive bit the shit and I had to re-record this dumb show. I did it, but I wasn’t happy about it. Raven Samone’s ex-boyfriend / co-star is raping about her. Did she have an abortion? Did he have sex with her? Let’s

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  • March 25, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: I always wanted to be a cult leader! I even dressed up in drag for a stupid comedy video about cults! I try to learn the basics of running a cult from a UK documentary called HOW TO START A CULT. Have a dirty ass? Hemmohoids? Why stop eating spicy foods

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  • March 22, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Teisha is on the phone and she is PISSED. Here’s another call. A tiny Public Access TV station has the best/worst show ever! KaraokeTV features awful singers including the mentally slow. A++++ Thumbs UP! Tim has a genuine concern for the safety of gay male porn actors: gagging on all that

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  • March 21, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Somehow advertisements for Distorted View pop up right after HIV/AIDS articles on Facebook Tim plays a brand new “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” news interruption, this time at a live Trump Rally spot. It’s Sextastic Tuesday time! Today Tim reads an awful story featuring Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, watersports, poop, and

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  • March 20, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: We all know Florida is our most fucked up state, so it stands to reasons that their court hearings must be INSANE. Tim has clips from various hearings that support this theory. Remember that bad gay porn acting clip Tim played awhile ago? The one with

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  • March 18, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim wonders why he and his siblings were all born within 30 days of one another, so he calls his mom to ask about her sex practices. Naturally he is horrified by the discussion. A listener submitted a clip from the fetish site Gimp’s Gone Wild

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  • March 18, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  A Podcast For Big Fat Gainers A Professional Live Stream Fail Male Sperm Blockers Fuck Da Police Is A Dance Club Favorite Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to

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  • March 16, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim starts of the show with breaking mom news: she nearly got her hand chewed off by a dog. Thursday Lane / WhiteGuysFartInMyFace / Diego is back with a new cause (and long hashtag) #WHITEFARTSONBLACKFACESMATTER Audio of a drunk woman after she hit a car in a

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  • March 16, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Nancy Reagan’s Sopping Wet Pussy The Cringiest Moment In Student Broadcasting Hacking Your Sex Toy Is Ted Cruz Addicted To Whores? Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great

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