Top Of The Show: Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No? NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES It’s tax time here in the United States, which means I owe lots of money and I’m in a bad mood. I take out
Top Of The Show: Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No? NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES A very generous listener made my week/month/year with his awesome soda-related present to me! On the other end of the spectrum, you listeners are
Top Of The Show: I try and get you freaks riled up and ready to vote for the show over there at the Podcast Awards. Caitlyn Jenner took orgasm-sound classes. I’ve got the audio. WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!? Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News: A chef was fined for wiping his ass with his hands. His bare
Top Of The Show: A few days ago, I reviewed Fuller House for April Fools’ Day. One of my inappropriate jokes may just get back to the cast. Youtard Rain is going to make a pussy wig out of her old dread-lock hair. The smell! THINK OF THE SMELL. Today’s sextastic tuesday story involved a
Top Of The Show: Let’s stop thinking of “shaming” as a bad thing. It works and is needed. I play you a few clips of BBW ladies talking to their ass slaves. A vocaloid singing a song about gay sex. Listen to it here. Don’t mess with black grannies. They will cut you. Apple Weird /Crazy/
Top Of The Show: Several freaks sent me news stories about radio stations across the country being hacked to broadcast audio from a furry podcast. I’ve got audio from an episode of the FurCast. What is the appropriate dildo size for a youngster? Once again I get sidetracked by that damn 80’s coffee commercial. Apple Weird
Top Of The Show: Have you ever crowdfunded a project? How did it work out? At the top of the program today I feature a few failed kickstarters from kickfailure.tumblr.com. How about meat gum?!? An erotic cat calendar! Headphones for dog! We check in with one of my favorite male porn guys: TitPig. He continues
Top Of The Show: I forgot to apologize for the April 1st shows! The joke ended up being on me, as now I’m obsessed with Fuller House. A woman became addicted to eating moth balls and only Christ can save her from this madness. Bert and Ernie have nasty, dirty sex in this classique edition of
Top Of The Show: I was going through old E-mails and found a listener suggesting a bizarre movie for me to watch. It is INSANE. Thursday Lane Loves sugary white dicks. Naturally. Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News: A man has had his hand sewn in his stomach Donald Trump brand heroin is a thing! It’s that