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On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Today On The Show: ✋🍽️ Fine Dining Gets a Finger: Some people want an amuse-bouche before their appetizer—others want a pre-meal fingering right at the picnic table. Is public digital diddling the new restaurant trend? (Spoiler: The answer is “disorderly conduct.”) 📦🍆 Prime Pervert Delivery: An Amazon delivery driver in Spain goes above and beyond—right
💉 POZ Panic, Mead’s Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Tim’s back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week — and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctor’s appointment where the bloodwork menu
Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very
Tim kicks off this Sextastic Tuesday with a sponsor request that could only come from a true DV degenerate: an AI-generated, filth-caked erotic novella pairing Kamala Harris and Joe Biden in a whirlwind of piss, scat, pegging, and Oval Office abuse. Yes, Lars from Orange County paid good money for this political porn nightmare, and
🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
🎙 Distorted View Daily – August 6, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive It’s a late but oh-so-nasty 🍑 Sextastic Tuesday and Tim’s diving headfirst into a 🤖 Brent Spiner erotic fanfic so graphic even Data’s emotion chip would short-circuit. Could this filth be penned by none other than 🥴 Gail Cord Shuler herself? The plot: ballroom
On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.com |
On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part
On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part
