Top Of The Show: To get you in the mood for today’s Sextastic Tuesday story, I play clips of my hero, the mean porno director who verbally abuses the “talent” Sexy mermaid erotica? Been there, done that. How about a BOOBFISH sex story? As always, Sextastic Tuesday is brought to you by Adam & Eve! Get

Top Of The Show: Fat Shaming may be harsh, but it works! Also, old celebrities owned their fatness. Let’s bring that mentality back! I play audio from an anal sex oopsy A woman being harassed at Target films and chases her pervert! Showdown at the Del Taco! Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News: Starbucks is skimming it’s

Top Of The Show: It’s the last day to nominate DV for the Podcast Awards! Take a second and help Timmyboo out! Our voicemail line has been saved! Pastor Manning is again losing his mind (as he prepares to lose his church) A couple of tunes from (SUPER) LINDEMANN, including a dancy little diddy called

Top Of The Show: I introduce you to the fagmaster! For $5,000, he’ll personally verbally abuse you! Bonus: achievable badges! What happens when a woman wants sex from a guy who isn’t in the mood A speedrunner loses his mind What does a crackhead who thinks his dick is on fire sound like? Audio from

DV Extra 04/26/16: Inmates might be watching you piss in public places. For your safety, of course. Chuck Berry should probably hang up the guitar My new favorite trans youtard bought some earrings! I found old IM logs of my chat conversation with my roommate after I caught him jerking off.

Top Of The Show: Timmyboo wasn’t feeling so well this afternoon, so we’re doing a Best-Of show today! I’ll be back doing a mini-show (or as Sideshow freaks like to call them, Chunklets) for everyone. So, you will be getting new DV. Just be patient. A Hentai Poem as a Sextastic hor d’oeuvre Agrees black

Top Of The Show: A new celebrity intro! Thanks Steve-O! A new transgender youtard / linda finkle hall of famer: Watch here here! When Fat just insn’t enough. One SSBBW lover has built a music career out of fetish: Watch it here!   Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News: The female Ted Cruz is going to do some

Top Of The Show: More memories of Chyna. Thanks to DV listener Nate, I’ve got the audio from my 2001 interview with the WWF/WWE superstar. I play audio from the last known video of Chyna A doctor assembles three of her trans patients to GET IT ON. What does a crackhead who thinks his dick

Top Of The Show: I’m bad at getting high. Everything makes me sleepy. Is blackface still a bad thing? I mean, not the old-timey racist blackface of of the 1900’s. How else are you supposed to dress up and look like your idols? Bob Marley was a big old pot freak and it’s OK he’s

Top Of The Show: Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No? NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES A listener told me about A 700 pound gainer who likes to be verbally humiliated. I’m in! I found a Bernie Sanders / Donald